By friendly_neighbourhood_psycho - 19/08/2011 22:47 - Sweden

Today, I was helping some friends put supplies in my crush's car for our picnic. His girlfriend cracked a joke about me, so I just sarcastically laughed and slammed the door shut. Now she has three broken fingers, and I have a reputation as a psychopath. FML
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muhaidib 2

Wow, I think you might need to look for another crush...

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skinthesnakes 6

she now has 3 reasons not to ever make a joke about you again.

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FruityLoooons 8

Why do you sound like you'd be a pretty awesome friend? :D

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RoxxyHustle 7

Well I guess she learned not to talk sh*t now didn't she?

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peacelovepugs 7

Would you like a side of epic with your fail?

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oops_im_fucked 8

Just like Ur profile pic

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jaybabyx3 0

Epic fail was so 5 months ago.

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Jazzalyn 10

Accident, now really? I say we have a possible yandere in the making here.

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theonlysweetpea 10

YDI! You should have done it on purpose! What a hateful bitch! (her, not you) You should take her boyfriend while you're at it!

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hatemyluck 15

You don't even know what the joke was. It could have been an innocent, funny joke that was taken too seriously because of op's jealousy.

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CLW_fml 9

12, you're trying to spell sociopath. OP means psychopath.

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