By friendly_neighbourhood_psycho - 19/08/2011 22:47 - Sweden

Today, I was helping some friends put supplies in my crush's car for our picnic. His girlfriend cracked a joke about me, so I just sarcastically laughed and slammed the door shut. Now she has three broken fingers, and I have a reputation as a psychopath. FML
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muhaidib 2

Wow, I think you might need to look for another crush...

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skinthesnakes 6

she now has 3 reasons not to ever make a joke about you again.

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skinthesnakes 6

she now has 3 reasons not to ever make a joke about you again.

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UnknwnClassicGrl 5

1. Beware, you will end up with broken bones. 2. Is for the next person to comment..

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perdix 29

CTFD, you're just a bitch and a klutz.

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hogs3212 0

Did u still get to eat?

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Amrel 10

Just forget about your crush its a little late

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slipperyeyebrow 0

it's okay your crush probably has a bloody hand job fetish.

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IndiRae 9

Bloody hand hand job fetish? That's majorly ****** up. Where does the blood come from? Thanks. I will be up all night pondering this.

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CryMoreFMLs 14

Indi, it's a common fetish among cannibals. It's the reason homeless people dissapear off the streets.

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BitchesBeHatin 1

I say this is a win. Karmas a bitch and look at the bright side, shes not going to be crackin anymore jokes.

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xrainbowshadowx 17

It was just an accident. Don't worry OP, they'll forget about it soon enough, and when they'll look back at it, they'll laugh about it.

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ugottaluvme 0

Except the girl with three broken fingers, and OP, an he crush... So i dont think anyone will look back and laugh.

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Buttsexpirate 9

Well it was probably you screaming "Bitch!" at the top of your lungs before slamming the door that caused that reaction.

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