Kids: Today, I was helping a 7 year-old student in my martial arts...

By TKDConnor92 - 22/07/2011 10:51 - United Kingdom

Today, I was helping a 7 year-old student in my martial arts class with his kicks. My reward? A surprisingly powerful kick to the testicles. FML

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By anonymous - 26/01/2010 12:55 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at my Muay Thai class. We were doing a combination which consisted of a low kick, body kick and head kick. My partner had already done the low kick so I held the pads for the body kick. He kicked me straight in the jaw. I'm a teenage girl and he's a fully grown man. FML

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By ouch - 29/01/2010 20:19 - United States

Today, against the will of the kids in my class, we played kick ball. The first time I rolled the ball, the tallest, biggest kid kicked it as hard as he could. I caught it though, with my nuts. FML

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By filipinoclari808 - 16/04/2009 06:47 - United States

Today, I was horsing around after my big test. Someone punched me softly on my back. Figuring it was my friend, I turned around and did a roundhouse kick. It was my girlfriend. FML

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By Mayyouneverfindpleasureinavagina - 01/06/2013 04:31 - United States - Garden Grove

Today, at karate, my sparring partner thought it was completely okay to surprise kick me in the vagina. When he saw me doubled over in pain, he was completely surprised. Apparently, he thought that it wouldn't hurt, because I have no penis. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/11/2009 17:09 - United States

Today, I was playing ball with my student during recess. My first attempt at throwing the ball hit him in the head. My second attempt hit him in the crotch. FML

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By owwthatfarts - 27/01/2017 11:53 - United States - Worcester

Today, one of my preschool students hit me in the nuts in front of my whole class. If that wasn't bad enough, the blow to my crotch instantly triggered a very audible fart. FML

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By Annoymous - 03/09/2009 10:19 - Australia

Today, walking home from work, I saw a little boy crying, so I crouched down to his eye level. I asked him what was wrong, his reply was to kick me in the groin. FML

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By Karate Kid - 25/05/2012 06:29 - Australia - Surry Hills

Today, I was showing some new karate moves in the park to my friends. I mimed a punch behind a girl walking past to show my technique and control, but she must have seen me. She turned around and kicked me in the stomach. To add insult to injury, her technique was better than mine. FML

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By Stiny - 01/06/2011 18:44 - United States

Today, I got kneed in the stomach by a sixth grader. I couldn't breathe. I have a black belt in Taekwondo. FML

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By ViviMage - 20/07/2018 20:30

Today, while working in a blood drawing clinic, a mom sat in the chair holding her 4-year-old child, who kicked me square in the groin. Being a heavyset lady, I shrugged it off and collected the sample, while the child screamed, "Kicking worked on the last man that did this!" FML

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Friday 22 July 2011 19:22

you taught him well

TheFuckerofShit 16

Friday 22 July 2011 19:19

That ******* hurts.

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iLoveBoobies21 0

Friday 22 July 2011 20:11

What a nutty situation!

sneek_fml 1

Friday 22 July 2011 20:14

that's why you wear a cup dumb ass

jackcandle 10

Friday 22 July 2011 20:18

Guess your help worked better then you thought.

Senior29 8

Friday 22 July 2011 20:22

no pain no gain ;)

SadinSherman 16

Friday 22 July 2011 20:30

At least the kid learned the kick

Mi24hind 0

Friday 22 July 2011 21:00

You trained him well.

ninja1983 6

Friday 22 July 2011 21:08

I used to be in a martial arts class, all the boys were told to wear a cup.

perdix 29

Friday 22 July 2011 21:10

The student has become the master. I suppose if you really did your job well, the nutshot would induce vomiting.

adavis87 0

Friday 22 July 2011 21:21

Today i went to the local smoke shop to drop in on my dad, whom i hadnt seen in two years. and he carded me....

BenX_fml 2

Friday 22 July 2011 21:52

How could you teach him to kick if your in front of him? YDI for being to cheap to buy a hand target.

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