Animals: Today, I was having a nice dream in which a beautiful butterfly...

By Jenievonteese - 12/06/2011 23:33 - United States

Today, I was having a nice dream in which a beautiful butterfly flew by me and got stuck in my hair, fluttering its wings against my neck. Then I woke up and realized the "butterfly" stuck in my hair was actually a giant wood roach. FML

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By dirtbikeguy - 23/07/2015 13:05 - United States - Chicago

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By Anonymous - 06/10/2009 21:31 - United States

Today, while I was in the shower I noticed a short, black hair on my loofa. I ignored it and lathered up my entire body with it. When I put it back down, a roach crawled out of it. What I thought was a black hair was in fact its antenna. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/10/2014 17:04 - United States - Louisville

Today, I woke up to a mouse sitting on my pillow and chewing on my hair. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/11/2014 15:23 - United States - Tracy

Today, it took a whole half hour of scratching my head before I realized with horror that the weird tickling sensation I'd been feeling was actually a spider crawling around in my hair. FML

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By Whyis Dremora - 30/09/2018 15:00 - United States - San Marcos

Today, I was abruptly woken by a scratching at my butthole that felt like a spider with a million legs. I've never leapt out of bed so fast. When my partner shined a light on the bed, we discovered it was a cockroach. FML

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By wellesleybanana - 17/04/2009 18:43 - United States

Today, I finally got some sleep after an exterminator came yesterday and took care of our roach problem. I woke up and kissed my boyfriend good morning. Frowning, he told me I had something stuck on the corner of my mouth. It was a roach leg. Where is the rest of the roach? FML

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By Larz - 26/01/2011 21:49 - Canada

Today, I woke up to a pile of hair on my floor. I looked in the mirror and realized the hair was from my head. I had a dream about cutting my hair and I guess it came true. FML

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Skorne 5

Monday 13 June 2011 11:02

It's like a cockroach, except it's made of wood, not ****.

YacL 15

Monday 13 June 2011 9:08

This FML made me shudder with disgust at the thought of it. I can't stand bugs.

Comments

NiqueKristan92 0

Monday 13 June 2011 9:15

Eee fyl, roaches suck

Ky011 0

Monday 13 June 2011 15:40

ATSViper 15

Monday 13 June 2011 9:22

I cringed at the thought of that happening....nasty

tayruru 0

Monday 13 June 2011 9:22

I'd seriously cry and freak the **** out, that's horrible! ;A;

Chinnithy 0

Monday 13 June 2011 9:22

Go back to sleep and dream of it being a butterfly again?

marmots 0

Monday 13 June 2011 9:32

close enough.

Fohz 9

Monday 13 June 2011 9:34

Funny that I was more disturbed by the thought of a butterfly stuck in her hair. I was sort of relieved to find out it was just a roach.

punkchica123 0

Thursday 14 July 2011 1:15

what...the...****?

xylanthrax 18

Friday 15 May 2015 20:21

THE BUTTERFLY COULDVE GOTTEN HURT

Livinia 11

Monday 13 June 2011 9:36

At least your dreams are pleasant.

lovedawg 0

Saturday 18 June 2011 11:26

You have bad dreams?

Keyman1212 14

Monday 13 June 2011 9:36

Orkin will look out for those pesky motherfuckers driving around in your neighborhood in low riding chopped cars. Kinda like the police in nice neighborhoods keep the ethnic people out... Damn racists.