Miscellaneous: Today, I was having a cheat meal after 2 weeks of strict dieting....

By ijustwantpizza - 07/01/2015 12:11 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I was having a cheat meal after 2 weeks of strict dieting. When I opened the pizza box, I saw a cockroach. It'd been baked into the cheese. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/02/2014 18:51 - Mayotte - Mamoudzou

Today, I found a roach in my takeaway. I found it after I felt something hard in my mouth and spat pieces of it back out onto my plate. FML

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By Foufinator - 04/10/2009 19:33 - France

Today, I ordered a chicken sandwich. I was starving and it was the fastest thing to order. Half way through it, I found something which does not belong, and removed it. It was half a cockroach, and I don't know where the other half is. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2012 14:30 - United States - Fpo

Today, I ordered ramen to go. I looked at my order and discovered a cockroach. Disgusted, I showed it to them, and they apologized by "replacing" it for free. Later on, while I was enjoying the delicious food, I once again discovered a cockroach buried under all the noodles. FML

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The fun never ends

By Yudith - 02/01/2023 03:00 - Canada

Today, I found a New Year's surprise: a cockroach in my kitchen drawers. FML

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By garlicbread - 26/11/2009 22:11 - United Kingdom

Today, I decided to make myself a nice meal. I bought expensive pasta and sauce etc. It looked delicious, I decided the finishing touch would be some parmesan cheese. I grabbed the bag and threw a handful of cheese on my meal. The cheese was about 98% mould. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2013 07:52 - United States - Bend

Today, feeling too lazy to cook dinner, I bought a bagged salad from a low-end store. I dumped the contents into a bowl; the first thing that fell out was a dead mouse. Bon appetit. FML

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Asshole Design

By thehaystackerine - 01/03/2020 12:00

Today, I bought a slice of pizza at my favorite gas station. Upon opening the box, I found that the lone piece of pepperoni visible through the window on the box was in fact the only piece on the whole slice. FML

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Busted

By Anonymous - 11/04/2021 08:00

Today, I felt like cheating on my diet and ordered a pizza. My mom and my sister were napping, so I put in the delivery notes, “Please don’t knock.” The delivery guy knocked anyway. LOUD. My mom and sister got up and saw everything. FML

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Poor Despereaux

By Squeak - 06/02/2017 08:00 - United States - Fort Bragg

Today, I baked a cake. After feeding it to my entire family, I opened the stove, planning to temporarily store the cake inside. I then noticed a mouse, burnt to a crisp. FML

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By Newly Minted Canuck - 22/04/2017 20:00

Today, my daughter found a hair baked into the crust of her pizza. Grossed out, she put it down the garbage disposal, but I told her to dig it out so we could get a refund. After dinner, she came looking for the saved pizza crust. I was baffled about where it was until I realized I'd eaten it. FML

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purpleturtle16 20

Wednesday 7 January 2015 18:46

The Universe is trying to make you stick to your goal! Please call the pizza place and ask for a refund.

llamarrama01 21

Wednesday 7 January 2015 18:46

That must've really bugged you.

Comments

graphicstyle7 17

Thursday 8 January 2015 2:32

I found a paper clip in a pizza once. Bleah!

Jaevwyn 17

Thursday 8 January 2015 3:21

Lawsuit and free money

crandel 11

Thursday 8 January 2015 5:02

Cheat meals defeat the point in dieting; having a strict diet then the occasional gorge on junk will never result in prolonged weight loss or a healthy outcome. You'll just end up regaining any weight you lose during the diet part and probably feel miserable.

missbrit818 20

Thursday 8 January 2015 5:10

I once had a spider baked into a McDonalds apple pie. Glad I saw it before I bit it!

dragonrider1959 18

Thursday 8 January 2015 5:58

A sign that cheating is bad?

xXAlorraXx 11

Thursday 8 January 2015 6:03

well that will keep you on your diet now

chrisstachon 30

Thursday 8 January 2015 6:05

encouragement to stay on your diet

Shrllxx 13

Thursday 8 January 2015 10:39

Karma :)

kitzy2011 9

Thursday 8 January 2015 13:23

That cockroach was soo baked, man.

doubleofuck 20

Thursday 8 January 2015 14:01

Contact the manufactures/pizza company that you got the pizza from and see if you can get some sort of compensation for it. If you paid for a product, for a cheat meal or not, and it has a bug in it you deserve to get a refund or more.