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By Yakattack - 03/04/2016 16:02
Today, I was hanging out with a friend who had let me know that he was having money troubles. Trying to be nice, I gave him £20 and told him to buy us both dinner, since he has no food. He came back with nothing but fried chicken and 2 meat pizzas. I've been a vegetarian my whole life. FML.