By lawliet_L - 17/07/2009 15:54 - Canada

Spicy
Today, I was going to check out my secret condom stash. When I looked inside, I found a note. The note read: "Thanks hun, I really needed this. Love, Mom". FML
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lawliet_L_fml tells us more.

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1) it doesn't matter that i'm a teen or not. 2) i have a boyfriend i've been dating for about a year. so i'm not a *****. stfu 3) she didn't take any, and it was to the situation. 4) we talked about it and it's fine. because: 'if you wanna make love, use the glove'. no joke she said that. so i'm relieved now gotta hide 'em from dad. XD and yes my parents are together for the person who asked. :)

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drinkupgorgeous 0

Aww. That's cute. You were checking on your condoms. You never know what kind of trouble those little buggers will get into.

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sulitak 27

I'm glad that she didn't freak out. and even if you were whoring it up mega style: bonus points for not trusting the dudes and always having your own protection.

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Nightfallz 0

not really an fml since you wernt going to use any. but funny nonetheless

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privatee 0

soo you were just 'checking out' your stash... not digging for one to use?! pretty lame

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lrb081 0

Ok, 1.) kudos to you for using protection... 2.) kudos to your mom for using protection... but I wanna know who randomly (and I quote) "checks out" their stash of condoms? JMO

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visage 0

your mom wears rubbers??? hahaahhah

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XxNicolexX 0

I love your username. :]

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Contra 0

I'm sorry, but that one made me lol. Good on your mum! xD

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skullbuster 0

So, why were you checking on your "secret stash", were you afraid those little horses were getting some action without you? And your Mom is hilarious. For all you commenters that are telling OP to "kick her in the ****" and so on... just think for a minute that many parents would have been pissed, or forced her to have some unfortunate sit down discussion about whether she has ever used those condoms, who with, and of course the dreaded banana condom demonstration! So I think this one is a definite win all the way around..

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