By lawliet_L - 17/07/2009 15:54 - Canada

Spicy
Today, I was going to check out my secret condom stash. When I looked inside, I found a note. The note read: "Thanks hun, I really needed this. Love, Mom". FML
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lawliet_L_fml tells us more.

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1) it doesn't matter that i'm a teen or not. 2) i have a boyfriend i've been dating for about a year. so i'm not a *****. stfu 3) she didn't take any, and it was to the situation. 4) we talked about it and it's fine. because: 'if you wanna make love, use the glove'. no joke she said that. so i'm relieved now gotta hide 'em from dad. XD and yes my parents are together for the person who asked. :)

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drinkupgorgeous 0

Aww. That's cute. You were checking on your condoms. You never know what kind of trouble those little buggers will get into.

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sulitak 27

I'm glad that she didn't freak out. and even if you were whoring it up mega style: bonus points for not trusting the dudes and always having your own protection.

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R3nesmee 0

Haha, least you didn't get in trouble!! Third!

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FMLreactor 0

At least u don't have to worry about a baby sibling

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onealhart54 0

why do you check it out

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drinkupgorgeous 0

Aww. That's cute. You were checking on your condoms. You never know what kind of trouble those little buggers will get into.

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babeyy 0

oh wow how embaressing

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purple_nugget 0

verrrry interestingg. FYL!.. YDI., for being sexually active thouggh!. FAILL

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soulonfire928 0

goddamn what is it with the moron children having to triple a letter in every word? it's not ******* cool, just proves immaturity.

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joshwa 0

Lol. FYL for obviously not getting any ,so i think it is you who fails

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Escapist28 0

You have the best username.

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