Miscellaneous: Today, I was given 3 days of ISS for getting water from the fountain,...

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By lonely in ISS - 19/04/2016 13:21 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I was given 3 days of ISS for getting water from the fountain, because I didn't have a pass for it. I did, however, have a pass for the bathroom literally next to the water fountain. FML

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