This is a Nearly FML. It’s an FML, nearly. It got positive votes from the users, by wasn’t approved by our team.
Today I was gaming and got annoyed at the incessant chirping of my bird so I scared it b holding my dog up to its cage, apparently my dog is also afraid of the bird. Now I have a piss covered keyboard and mouse and two teeth marks in my nose which will meed stitches...FML