By pride? what's that? :( - 01/09/2012 00:23 - Belgium - Leuven

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Today, I was feeling depressed and got very, very drunk. This evening, I was feeling equally desperate, and ended up having to get my special dildo removed from my asshole at the hospital. FML
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UnluckyIrishKid 9

Was the doctor atleast anal about the proceure? All pieces removed?

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eggmarie 25

I'm not even thinking about the hospital trip. I'm trying to figure out how the ride there went.

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hopsinlove17 26

Happy pills perhaps?(:

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TheEpicMilkMan 13

they don't always work, trust me.

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hopsinlove17 26

Oh, sorry then:(

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TheEpicMilkMan 13

its all good lol just saying, I used to be on them and tried many different prescriptions but everyones different :p but I don't need them anymore....yay me c: haha

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itaimumwiro 8

I don't want to go too deep into the situation but maybe if i prob a little I will have the answers

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theslimshadylp 6

You mean the special ***** you "accidentally" fell on.

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Nevereverland 8

"Ya i tripped , fell , landed on my *****."

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thiscrazything 1

Yeah, that's it..... It could happen. I mean who doesn't dance naked with a ***** standing straight up, waiting for its target to slip on a banana peal and land squarely on top of it, ass first. Yep, I would stick with that story no matter what.

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Dimence 9

Lol that would literally tear her ass open

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TurquoiseJesus 15

"I swear doctor! I was going on like normal, then BAM! The ***** came out of no where and attacked me!"

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FalconSam1414 19

Don't worry OP, you at least have an excuse, you were drink so... Yeah don't feel bad :3

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Warmonger_Smurf 29

The motion has been called and seconded. All in agreement say aye. Aye!

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Corrupt_waffles 13

I agree with all motions. XD

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loloalltheway 23

No, no, no not a better love story then twilight

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WhatOfDreaming 6

^And that, Ladies and Gentlemen, is the reason I pity the future of the human race.

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SlayerElite 1

Motion carried, on to the next issue.

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TheDrifter 23

Was it shaped like a coke bottle perhaps? I do believe DocBastard once had a profile photo of another with this particular sort of ingenuity.

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TheMathMajor 26

I feel so out of the loop. Is that a meme? Everyone keeps saying it.

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Shrike 23

Yeah, it's from a movie or something. Annoying as **** and about as "original" as Robin Williams's standup.

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TheMathMajor 26

Kind of like that arrow to the knee thing that was popular a while ago. It's not funny after the first few times. But I love Robin Williams, don't hate.

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TheEpicMilkMan 13

its from The Anchorman, it's a movie.

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