Transportation: Today, I was driving back home after hanging out with some friends....

By Anonymous - 09/03/2010 07:47 - United States

Today, I was driving back home after hanging out with some friends. I drove pass a woman standing next to a broken down car. I felt bad, so went back and offered her a ride home. Turns out it wasn't her car and she was a hooker. FML

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By Joey - 24/07/2012 05:04 - United States - Tampa

Today, on my way to work, I noticed a woman on the side of the road waving for help, her car appearing to be broken down. I pulled over, stepped out of my car, went over to her car, lifted the hood, and checked it. When I looked up to tell her what was wrong, she and my car were gone. FML

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By NotSteve - 18/04/2009 08:19 - United States

Today, I was walking home from when I passed an old woman sitting on the curb of Walmart begging for change. I gave her my last dollar and felt good about it. Five minutes later I saw the same woman driving away in a car. I don't even own a car. FML

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By syco - 28/12/2009 17:17 - United Kingdom

Today, the girl I like was panicking because her car broke down, so I offered her a lift to wherever she needed to be. I drove her to her boyfriend's house. She asked me to drive her home in the morning. FML

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By bitch - 04/08/2010 01:19 - United States

Today, my car broke down. I had a two mile, up-hill walk ahead of me. About half way up the hill, a car beeped. Thinking they were poking fun at my misfortune, I began to curse and use obscene gestures, only to find out that it was my neighbor asking if I needed a ride. She drove off. FML

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By Flipside - 02/05/2009 00:46 - United States

Today, as I was driving home, I saw a woman get hit by a car. I immediately parked on the side of the road to assist her. I called an ambulance and stayed with her until they came to get her, comforting her all the while. When I returned to my car, I found a parking ticket in my windshield. FML

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By Female Struggles - 16/05/2014 23:20 - United States - Denver

Today, while I was waiting at the bus stop, a car that looked like my mom's pulled up. Thinking it was actually her, I walked up and jokingly asked what she was into. The guy inside now thinks that I'm a prostitute. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/09/2009 15:09 - United States

Today, I met a girl at a bar. After buying her a few drinks, we decided to head back to her place. Not wanting to leave either of our cars, I followed her home. While driving, she sent me text because she missed her exit. I tried to text her back something witty and instead rear ended her. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/12/2009 05:04 - United States

Today, I was on a first date with this girl I've been talking to. I met her and she came with me so I could park my car in the student lot. On the way back, I saw a beat up car with its window duct taped up and exclaimed "Haha! Look at that piece of junk." It was her car. FML

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By anonymous - 28/12/2010 18:03 - Canada

Today, while driving home from basketball practice, I noticed an old lady struggling to get up from a fall. I stopped to help her up and make sure she was fine, and in the meantime, a teenager decided to hop into my car and crash it into a telephone pole and run away. FML

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Didn't see ya there

By mbrooke - 23/03/2009 04:31 - United States

Today, a couple of friends and I were driving around town and saw a lady who had accidentally backed her car up onto a concrete wall. Laughing, we all turned to look as we passed and I drove straight into a parked police car that had stopped to help her. FML

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raw_tigahh 2

Tuesday 9 March 2010 16:07

score?

astro_plastic 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 16:09

Aileen Wuornos FTW. (I doubt anyone will get that. No one here seems to share my serial killer interest.)

Comments

anela_fml 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 16:13

lol well nice of you to stop any way can't tell you how many guys slow down to check me out before one actually stops to help

moneypenny_fml 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 16:16

Im finding it hard to understand how your life is ******? it's not like you have to have sex with her or something, and get aids

purplemnm 9

Tuesday 9 March 2010 16:20

it's past, not pass. prepare for the rage of snickerdoodles.

fisheatsbear 6

Tuesday 9 March 2010 16:28

I thought it was passed.

anti_average 5

Tuesday 9 March 2010 16:41

It is passed. Past means it's already happened; passed means that you have physically moved beyond a certain point. THE MORE YOU KNOW! ^_^

theQunit 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 17:16

I'm reasonably certain it isn't passed either... it's def. past, in that context anyway. Not that I really care though

kevinfromboston 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 20:17

it's past....

deathartisan 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 16:22

wow. I don't remember hookers in nc. eh thn again. I didn't look for em. epic win on her part. epic trap for a sucker. sorry it happened to you op

lickmyjock 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 16:26

did your wheel nuts get stolen later that night?

mylifeisover1305 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 16:29

are u a guy or a girl and did u do it w/ her

deathartisan 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 16:29

oh wait. you must have met a kid I went to school with op, turns out you picked up a cross dresser. sorry. sucks for you op

iamchuck 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 16:40

Sounds like win, not fyl.

LaLaJuice 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 16:43

you mean you drove PAST her?..ydi

anti_average 5

Tuesday 9 March 2010 16:57

It can actually be both you frikkin failure of a grammar nazi! Passed - adjective - Having completed the act of passing. Now get oppressed grammar nazi! :O