Intimacy: Today, I was dressing in my apartment when I noticed I left the...

By Anonymous - 16/04/2009 18:42 - United States

Today, I was dressing in my apartment when I noticed I left the blinds open. Outside, a maintenance man was mowing the grass within eyeshot. I figured I'd leave the blinds open and give him a little peek of the goods. Later I found a note on my window saying, 'Next time, close the blinds'. FML

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By Anonyme - 09/07/2011 00:11 - France

Today, I peeked through my window and trained a pair of binoculars on my neighbour's house. Every night without fail, he ends up standing in front of his window topless to flex his muscles. This time, I was surprised to instead find a note taped to the window saying, "Sorry, I'm out tonight." FML

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By Anonymous - 10/08/2012 05:29 - Europe

Today, after my boyfriend and I had gotten frisky last night, I found a note on the front door of my building that read, "Dear girl in apartment 3D, from now on please close the blinds all the way or lose 30 pounds. Either would be acceptable." FML

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By JoeyDizz - 06/05/2009 03:41 - United States

Today, while masturbating at the computer, I was interrupted by a flash of light out of the corner of my eye. As I turned to face it, I realized I forgot to close the blinds. Standing at the window in the appartment across the street were two girls, one had a camera and was snapping a second shot. FML

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By Magicali - 22/04/2013 02:56 - Australia - Queanbeyan

Today, I saw a woman in the neighbouring apartment taking a shower without pulling the blinds of her bathroom window. As a good Samaritan, I waved my arms to attract her attention that she forgot the blinds. She noticed me, opened the window, did a weird boob dance and middle fingered me. FML

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By curtain buyer - 09/03/2015 01:05 - United States - Albany

Today, I moved into my new apartment. As I sat in my living room watching Netflix, I found out that my window has an excellent view of my new neighbors, who just so happen to like to shag with the blinds open. I guess I'll be buying some curtains. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/09/2013 17:23 - United States - Bessemer

Today, I came home to find that my house had been broken into. After assessing the loss, I saw a taunting note on the fridge saying, "Locks work best when the door's SHUT." My housekeeper had apparently left the door wide open. FML

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By henry feingold - 10/06/2011 04:08 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend and I were making out in a motel room. Just before we really got started I noticed that I forgot to close the drapes. Once I got up to close them I saw 3 maids and the manager run away. FML

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By nakedness - 11/12/2011 01:35 - Australia

Today, I was getting dressed in my bedroom with the blinds open and had nothing covering my top half. I thought my neighbours wouldn't be able to see in through all the trees, that was until I heard someone wolf whistle and one of my neighbours running away. FML

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By English_Nut117 - 30/10/2013 19:17 - Canada - Georgetown

Today, my boyfriend came onto me in a romantic gesture. We ended up having sex, forgetting that the window repair guy was supposed to come today and do some work on our third floor apartment windows. I still don't know how much he saw. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/10/2021 14:00

Today, I was taking some "me time" when my neighbor drove past and saw me. What I failed to realize was that my dog had pushed the shades open for my body to be right on display. FML

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Thursday 16 April 2009 23:11

EWWW!! Why would you do that? That's just gross..

Lemun 1

Thursday 16 April 2009 23:12

LOL A little too confident ;)

Comments

alex_vik 0

Friday 17 April 2009 0:04

Looks like you're not as good looking as you thought. YDI

audiogasmic 0

Friday 17 April 2009 0:06

Hahahahahaha YDI for being a conceited idiot.

kelseymarie 0

Friday 17 April 2009 0:06

was the maintenance guy hot? were you trying to start a porno movie? if not i really dont see why you would want this guy to see you in your birthday suit?? it not like he was gunna come tap on the window and be like hey baby whats up? wanna do me? fyi your not a **** though. just bit wacky.

TheUnnamedOne 0

Friday 17 April 2009 0:14

what #9 said

yummm 0

Friday 17 April 2009 0:19

your a dumb fat *****.... if this guy is strait... and your good looking he would want to see... but since you seem so willing to show the world your goods... your obviously really ugly... the good news is you can find a cubby chaser and show him your stuff all you want.... or you can go to the gym lose alot of weight but the maintenance guy will never want to see you naked because he is obviously scared for life

katherinebby17 28

Friday 17 April 2009 0:22

ydi for being a ***** lol sorry

michellefleeger 0

Friday 17 April 2009 0:23

They might be "goods" in your head, but they might induce vomiting in normal people

Dasmi3 0

Friday 17 April 2009 0:23

haha you are unattractive to the opposite sex

blackdogassault 0

Friday 17 April 2009 0:24

There is the possibility that he's a sensible guy and thought you didn't do it on purpose... Nobody thought of it like that? Is being rude the only possibility? Weird world. And #69, you assume too much. Don't be a smartass, people don't like it.