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Put on a creepy smile next time! That'll teach him! XD
I had to read that twice..
My only guess is that he actually expects you to enjoy your job.
What kind of dishwasher ? I'm a tochiba
Practice smiling like Sheldon Cooper and sing along as you wash dishes. Preferably something like gospel, or country and/or western, so they can't claim you're singing anything offensive.
You're depressing the plates and therapy is expensive. Get it together, man!
This was really confusing. "I'm a dishwasher." .....
Bro same here!!! Dish washers for life!!!
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Smile the shit out of your face while you wash the shit out of those dishes like no one else!
Your boss is an idiot!