By Anonymous - 07/06/2014 05:15 - United States - Charlotte

Today, I was disciplined by my boss for "not smiling enough." I'm a dishwasher. FML
I agree, your life sucks 45 404
You deserved it 4 828

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Indianboy9321 25

Smile the shit out of your face while you wash the shit out of those dishes like no one else!

MAD01502 20

Comments

Put on a creepy smile next time! That'll teach him! XD

My only guess is that he actually expects you to enjoy your job.

What kind of dishwasher ? I'm a tochiba

Practice smiling like Sheldon Cooper and sing along as you wash dishes. Preferably something like gospel, or country and/or western, so they can't claim you're singing anything offensive.

pennamay 11

It makes the dishes happy

You're depressing the plates and therapy is expensive. Get it together, man!

deejoy 22

Is it bad that the first thing I pictured was someone yelling at a machine dishwasher to smile more?

WinterBlue42 22

No, I had a similar image in my mind!

This was really confusing. "I'm a dishwasher." .....

Bro same here!!! Dish washers for life!!!