Today, I was diagnosed with anorexia. My mother still keeps on... - FML

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By Lana - 07/10/2021 13:20 - Mexico - Chalco

Today, I was diagnosed with anorexia. My mother still keeps on calling me a fat fuck. FML

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lalalaila777 24

Sunday 16 July 2023 4:12

sometimes we have to cut mothers out of our lives, sorry she's so stupid and mean

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lalalaila777 24

Sunday 16 July 2023 4:12

sometimes we have to cut mothers out of our lives, sorry she's so stupid and mean

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