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I usually make lemonade, but I guess rice balls and temporarily blinding people are two viable options as well.

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5- You don't take it! You take those lemons and squeeze them in life's eyes! You have the lab boys come up with some combustible lemons, and then you burn life's house down!

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#71 you stole that right from my mind; portal rocks! Now more on topic, OP, dildon't be so quick to skip a perfect opportunity.

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59, I honestly have no idea how you got that message out of my comment. The fact that it's owned by an old woman makes it not okay to use it under any circumstance. There's not enough boiling water in the world that could make it clean enough for me to even consider using it after her!

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you make vodka and sit back and relax while life tries to figure out how the fuck you did that.

Stuff it back into the drawer, hopefully it will run out of batteries before the people come home! Haha FYL

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Hmm. Since you dont want to play around with it too much I assume (no pun intented), toss it back in the drawer and hope the batteries die. :p Good luck with that! ;P

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Hide it? :) Would You want to be questioned by someone reguarding their missing dildo if you were Op? Or even silently suspected? ;)

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Or OP could be honest, and say that while she was cleaning, the nightstand fell over and the dildo fell out and turned on, and she couldn't figure out how to turn it off, I doubt she'd get in trouble.

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When my home was broken into, among the many things missing (TV, computer, xbox) one thing was greatly missed.... BOB. I was extremely disturbed that someone would steal that. Just, why? So, don't hide it, take the advice and let those batteries run out.

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Dildid. You should have said dildid. But it's already dildead. OH AND I JUST RESURRECTED IT! Or rather, res-ERECTED it.

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