By Garry the Gluten-Free Pizza - 13/09/2016 21:17 - United States

Today, I was carjacked. As he shoved me away from my car, I got hit by another car. He and the other car both drove off. FML
I agree, your life sucks 16 630
You deserved it 1 044

Same thing different taste

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Not really sure a pizza should be driving to begin with.

I really hope you didn't get hurt too bad, but also I can't stop laughing at you name!

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That's why people need to have some sort of protection like a tazer or a gun or something

Hope the police catch both of them and hope that you remain unhurt.

Damn. You diserve a bad word coloring book!

I hope your just playing grand theft auto...right

That really does suck, but your name made me laugh, Impractical Jokers is my favorite show.