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By dtdrpepperguy - 05/03/2016 19:25 - United States - Grand Forks
Today, I was by myself eating in the dining hall at my university. Out of nowhere, some girls came up and threw their plates of food on me and yelled at me for cheating on their friend. The whole room clapped in support. I've been single for 3 years. FML