By MellyBee - 08/08/2012 03:15 - Canada - Montreal

Today, I was bagging my groceries when I accidentally smacked myself in the face with a box of popsicles, giving myself a nose bleed. I found out that the cashier hates the sight of blood when she passed out behind the register. They called security on me. FML
I agree, your life sucks 27 476
You deserved it 2 221

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I'm happy to inform you #23 that the popsicles survived the accident, and many of them are already in my belly! ;-)

Top comments

mtrrace 4

Well at least you have something cold to put on your nose to keep it from swelling

Comments

cmath_fml 19

I read "bagging" as "banging"... What's wrong with me?

So did I! I read it as "I was banging my grocer." Makes the FML a lot funnier when you read it that way.

#74, 76: Your minds were on the sex chat with My Little Pony FML. Naughty!

coolbrony12 3

I see how they could mistake that for a bad situation. Your standing in front of a passed out cashier while checking out.

coolbrony12 3

I see how they could mistake that for a bad situation. Your standing in front of a passed out cashier while checking out.

mrnuleef 7

"subdue that reckless bagger! Who knows what else he/she is capable of! "

elikaas 10

This story sounds impossible and over exaggerated.

By any chance, were you the lady that ate a bug off your windsheild?

Harlequin073 6

EF them not your fault. Call security on them.

usually the cashier bags the groceries or there is a litteral bagger...I thought it was a self check out at first until I kept reading...

Usually when I shop with my mom, I bag our groceries. The store has baggers, but they aren't always right there and I'm not very patient. Plus I like to be helpful.

fatalwish 6

wait .... wut. what is this i dont even.... no hope for the human race