Kids: Today, I was babysitting my cousin when I realized my aunt didn't...

By Monroe - 23/06/2011 22:30 - United States

Today, I was babysitting my cousin when I realized my aunt didn't tell me where the diapers were. I searched the entire house, but I had no luck. Then my cousin ripped off the diaper she was wearing and peed on the kitchen floor. FML

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By silverscrescent - 22/08/2020 01:02 - United Kingdom - Poole

Today, I was babysitting my 8-year-old niece. I left her for 10 minutes so I could take a shower, only to walk in on her with her dress rolled up, peeing on the floor. FML

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By babysitter - 24/06/2010 21:38 - United States

Today, I was twenty minutes into babysitting my twin baby cousins when I realized that there are no diapers to be found anywhere in the house. I have no way to get a hold of my aunt, no money to buy new diapers, and I don't even have a way to get to the store in the first place. The next few hours are going to be lovely. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/02/2010 06:36 - United States

Today, I was babysitting to make a few extra dollars. While changing one of the kid's diapers, I turned around to find the other kid gone. I turned back around frantically, only to get poop flung at my face. I guess I found him. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/09/2013 00:08 - United States - Charlotte

Today, my sister and her two-year-old came to my place for a visit. Not long after arriving, my niece ripped off her diaper and immediately took a dump on my white carpet. Guess who had to 'suddenly' leave afterwards, leaving me to clean up the mess. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/09/2021 08:01

Today, I was babysitting my friend's two year-old daughter. Within 15 minutes, she had crawled out of her crib, taken off her diaper, and smooshed her poop in between the cracks in the floor. I put her in the tub, left to get a towel, and came back to her pooping in the tub. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/03/2023 12:00

Today, I was babysitting my friend's kids. One of the twin babies threw up all over my shirt and it went down my bra. Of course, I didn't have a change of clothes. FML

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By Mom of 3 - 07/10/2018 15:30

Today, I was washing dishes while my 2-year-old was napping… or so I thought. When I finished and went to check on her, I found she'd taken off her diaper and smeared poop all over the carpet. She must have been up a while because it was everywhere. I spent the next hour scrubbing. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/10/2021 17:00 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, while I was asleep, my three-year-old cousin wet the bed again. MY bed. FML

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By poopiter - 27/07/2013 18:31 - United States - Grand Junction

Today, I finished off the last of the BBQ chips in the house. When my 6-year-old sister found out about it, she started screaming, then pulled down her pants and peed on the kitchen floor. My parents, after witnessing the whole thing, bitched me out for upsetting her. FML

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By soaked - 25/02/2013 19:16 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, I was babysitting, and I had to pee really, really badly. I couldn't figure out how to get the stupid toilet lock off, and ended up pissing myself. As I stood in the bathroom in tears, their child screamed, "No, no, pee-pee in the POTTY!" FML

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Friday 24 June 2011 2:57

ever think of calling the parents to ask?

iAmScrubs 19

Friday 24 June 2011 3:01

It's time to bring in my little friend who I like to call Mr. ShamWow.

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alexsmokesdro91 0

Friday 24 June 2011 3:42

it's a kid. get a mop.

AverageIdiot 4

Friday 24 June 2011 3:44

at least it wasn't the carpet

PinkLuv25 0

Friday 24 June 2011 3:46

Seriously

boatingboy1011 0

Friday 24 June 2011 4:04

in Soviet Russia, kitchen floor pees on little girls.

magentaballoon15 8

Friday 24 June 2011 8:35

yes, someone brought back the soviet Russia jokes. I don't know why but I love those.

boatingboy1011 0

Friday 24 June 2011 9:09

cause they r funny!

sheethapins 13

Friday 24 June 2011 4:11

At least that bought you some time until the next diaper change. Hope the other one was still dry.

shandollydorisxx 0

Friday 24 June 2011 4:16

cruel haha!

djlolo1129 0

Friday 24 June 2011 4:18

that suck 2 be u!!!!!!!

GunnarG9 0

Friday 24 June 2011 4:20

how do you message people on this app?

jayson13_fml 8

Friday 24 June 2011 4:23

why didnt yu call the parents.?

MmkHere 3

Friday 24 June 2011 4:30

Why don't you* stop making spelling mistakes?

bjass 0

Friday 24 June 2011 4:24

could have been way worse lol

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