Kids: Today, I was babysitting a kid for the first time. She asked...

By Anonymous - 27/07/2013 17:51 - Finland

Today, I was babysitting a kid for the first time. She asked if she could watch a movie, so I downloaded Cinderella for her. An hour later, this 10-year-old girl was lecturing me about unrealistic standards of beauty and abusive relationships, and how I suck for liking the movie. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/12/2015 00:58 - United States - San Francisco

Today, while babysitting a young girl, I put on the movie Bambi, as she told me it was her favorite movie. I didn't know that her parents always skipped the scene where Bambi's mom dies. Despite my attempts to comfort her, she was still upset when her parents returned. Her mom blamed me. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/02/2011 12:17 - Egypt

Today, I asked out a girl I like to a movie. She said "I hate babysitting." FML

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By Anonymous - 15/09/2014 15:51 - United States - West Newton

Today, I babysat a 10 year old from hell. She kept insulting me, saying I have tiny boobs, that boys must hate me, and that I'm ugly. I eventually got fed up and put her to bed. When her parents came back, she ran out of her room in tears and told them I'd beaten her. They believed it. FML

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By I was just following orders! - 04/10/2018 12:00

Today, I visited my girlfriend in the preschool she's interning at. She asked me to continue reading The Little Mermaid to her class, handing me the book. After the story, the whole class started to cry. She never told me to sugarcoat the ending and lie, Disney-style. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/08/2022 12:00

Today, I got home and found my babysitter furious and my 5 year-old exhausted from crying. Normally he chooses to wear Disney princess dresses but today his grandma came for a visit, saw what he was wearing, told him he was bad, and forced him to wear trousers. I’m ready to kill the bitch. FML

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By JackieD - 25/08/2014 18:05 - United States - Bellevue

Today, I was watching the movie Frozen with my 8 year old daughter. I had seen it before, so I sung along with some of the songs. My daughter put a finger over my lips, said "Shhhhhhhhut the fuck up," then turned back to the TV, giggling. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/06/2009 13:20 - United States

Today, I went to watch the Movie "UP." At one point in the movie I got really sad and started to cry a bit. The 7 year old girl next to me noticed and told me to shut and man up. FML

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By anonymous - 01/05/2016 17:59 - United States

Today, I had to deal with a snobby rich woman who asked me to cure her daughter's "unhealthy obsession" with playing outside instead of watching TV with the rest of the family. She called me a liar when I said playing outside is a normal thing for a 6 year-old child to do. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/09/2019 02:01

Today, I had to pick my daughter up from pre-school because she repeatedly hit another kid with a stick. Apparently, my parents have been letting her watch violent action movies again. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/08/2014 18:12 - United Kingdom - Ilminster

Today, I babysat a 6-year-old boy for the first time. When I said it was his bedtime, he just screamed "Eat a dick!" at me. I was so shocked, all I could do was leave him be. When his parents returned, I had to make up an excuse for why he was still awake and watching TV, to save my pride. FML

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Sunday 28 July 2013 3:00

How is cinderella unrealistic? She drives a pumpkin seems perfectly realistic to me

lilhellian 26

Sunday 28 July 2013 3:16

17, So she can't have a personal opinion that is "correct" unless it follows your opinion? Hell at 10 years old I think it pretty smart she can comprehend that.

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FlyingPie 17

Sunday 28 July 2013 5:30

Perhaps she should learn to suspend her disbelief and just enjoy a movie. :P

graceinsheepwear 33

Sunday 28 July 2013 6:35

There is a guy who created a Barbie based on statistical measurements of the average American 19-year-old woman. You can see her by googling average Barbie. She looks healthy, like a beach volleyball player, and the traditional Barbie looks like an alien next to her.

justmeCee 16

Sunday 28 July 2013 16:49

Actually it was a woman named Ruth Handler that created the Barbie doll in 1959, and her inspiration was not a real girl, it was after a German doll named Bild Lilli. She did name Barbie after her daughter though.

graceinsheepwear 33

Sunday 28 July 2013 17:13

I was not talking about the original Barbie creator, as was clear if you read my post. I said that a man--in New Jersey actually-- created a variation he calls average Barbie.

worldclassrager 39

Sunday 28 July 2013 6:50

Ask her what movie she would like to watch...and always Disney movies are great classics no matter the age and usually enjoyable...

Steve95401 49

Sunday 28 July 2013 7:02

Walt Disney would be spinning in his cryonic chamber if he heard some of these comments.

obff527 7

Sunday 28 July 2013 7:24

You should have let her watch Kick Ass. She sounds like Hit Girl!

Amilli97 9

Sunday 28 July 2013 7:39

Kids these days...

beclaurela 17

Sunday 28 July 2013 8:28

I definitely thought the FML was going to say something like "an hour later a **** scene had popped up in the movie"

Ki11erC 18

Sunday 28 July 2013 8:51

10 yrs old is not exactly the young child that enjoys fairy tales these days. At least she didn't lecture you on the morals of downloading such an old film or the downloading of ;)