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By WTF - 07/03/2011 09:19

Today, I was awoken by my neighbor pounding on my back door at 3 am, only to look outside and see my car engulfed in flames. FML

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By Username - 18/10/2010 15:52 - France

Today, I was woken by the news that my car had been found, but was completely destroyed due to a fire. I didn't even know my car was missing. FML

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By agstone - 09/08/2017 23:15

Today, at 2:47 am, my mom woke me up in a panic screaming about smelling gas and the house blowing up. Twenty minutes, two fire trucks, and a traumatized dog later, it was just the neighbors burning their mail. FML

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By wahhh - 08/08/2011 11:07 - United Kingdom

Today, my neighbor from across the road phoned me at work telling me there was a fire engine outside my house and a lot of smoke. I drove home in a panic, smashing a rear light on a post and getting flashed by a speed camera. It wasn't my house. The firemen were putting out a bonfire next door. FML

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Our house, was a very very very nice house

By Anonymous - 06/03/2020 18:00

Today, my house caught on fire. After it was put out, I realized the damage wasn't bad, mainly smoke damage. I went to my parents' for the night because my house smelled. While there, I received a phone call from my neighbor. Apparently, my house caught fire again. It's now a pile of ashes. FML

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By Unhappymothersday - 17/05/2012 20:41 - United States - Raleigh

Today, I woke up to the sound of my car being stolen. FML

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Too late

By Anonymous - 08/06/2009 13:25 - United States

Today, I was at my friend's house. It was dark and downpouring so I couldn't see as I was backing out of his driveway. I made it out, but then my phone went off, scaring me, and I accidentally hit the gas pedal, hitting his neighbor's parked car. Turns out he called to warn me to watch out for it. FML

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By floppy - 09/08/2019 06:00 - Australia

Today, my house caught fire and almost burned down. My neighbour, who has always hated me, came up, patted me on the back, and said, "That sucks for you." FML

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By carsuck - 11/11/2009 05:55 - United States

Today, I woke up at 6:00 am to the sound of somebody laying on their horn outside my apartment. I ran outside to yell at them only to find out it was my car. The horn was shortcircuting. All my neighbors stood on their porch laughing as I repeatedly punched my steering wheel to make it stop. FML

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Emergency!

By Rebecca - 28/05/2021 20:01

Today, looking out of my window, I spotted a fire raging in the building across from my apartment. Grabbing my phone, I dashed out to the balcony, only to slam into the screen door instead. After calling 911, I sprinted back out, only to clock the door a second time. FML

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By DamnDogs - 05/03/2012 10:28 - Canada

Today, I was woken up by my neighbour's dog losing its mind, and I remembered reading a story about someone ignoring a dog and later finding out that their car had been stolen. Paranoid, I went outside to check on mine. Nope. Just the damn dog barking at one thirty in the morning. FML

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Monday 7 March 2011 16:03

*Looks at the date* What did you expect on a monday? FYL, FYL.

forthepainx3 0

Monday 7 March 2011 16:03

instantly when I read "pounding at my back door" I thought this was going to be about something else.

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eissirk 2

Monday 7 March 2011 16:10

Yeah they should have just let you sleep while your car gets destroyed. Definitely fyl.

JenL_fml 7

Monday 7 March 2011 16:12

So... I'm wondering how your car just randomly burst into flames... o.O FYL

sweet_blue 3

Monday 7 March 2011 18:51

weird I was thinking the same thing

vr6jetta_fml 0

Tuesday 8 March 2011 1:46

Oddly enough its more common than people think. I've put out a random car fire at 3 am before lol

BWill9014 4

Monday 7 March 2011 16:14

lololol

dandawg69 0

Monday 7 March 2011 16:17

I wonder if this neighbor has a cannon…

mintcar 9

Monday 7 March 2011 16:18

Your neighbor hates you. Maybe you should stop grabbing the mail in nude.

jessecax 0

Monday 7 March 2011 16:18

gives a whole new meaning to the term 'hot rod' ;D ahahaha. but FYL

mcnally664 5

Monday 7 March 2011 16:28

yeah...probably a firebird, fiero, or sunfire

you_freak 7

Monday 7 March 2011 16:18

Random

RockstarRN 10

Monday 7 March 2011 16:20

Hmm. Why was your neighbor up at 3 AM to witness that?

Nerd4life10_3 0

Monday 7 March 2011 16:22

That sucks ass! I'd be pissed an blame the neighbor cuz who's car just combusts like that?

TheShard1994 5

Monday 7 March 2011 16:34

We don't need no water let the motherf*cker burn!

nofatchicks90 0

Monday 7 March 2011 18:16

win

JuiiceBoxxJoshh 0

Tuesday 8 March 2011 1:48

coal chamber ftw !!!!!!!

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