Miscellaneous: Today, I was awakened by the sound of chain-saws. Moments later...

By 1ndustrytx - 04/09/2009 16:46 - United States

Today, I was awakened by the sound of chain-saws. Moments later a tree branch came through my roof. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 272

You deserved it 2 221

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By ragsy - 14/08/2009 16:54 - United States

Today, I finally went to Home Depot to buy a chainsaw to cut down the tree leaning dangerously over my garage. When I got home, I found the tree had fallen and taken out the roof while I was shopping. FML

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You deserved it 8 292

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By Anonymous - 21/09/2019 04:04 - United States

Today, a 100-foot maple tree fell on my house. I was inside. I was sleeping. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 759

You deserved it 96

By Jopes - 10/05/2009 12:44 - United States

Today, I cut down a dead tree in my yard. The top hit the ground and the base seesawed up in the air and came down on my head. I hit the ground like a sack of flour. Fortunately, the wood was rotted and soft. Unfortunately, the chainsaw was still running. 28 stitches in my calf. FML

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You deserved it 13 709

By treehouse - 23/08/2017 13:00

Today, my family and I were going to start moving into our old house, and the large two hundred year old tree decided to move in too... through the roof. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 546

You deserved it 204

By Jaybird1587 - 03/08/2009 12:43 - United States

Today, I was just about to get in the shower, when I heard a loud crunch. I thought to myself, boy the neighbours next door must be doing some heavy construction. Two seconds after that thought, my brother knocked on the door to inform me that the neighbours tree had just fallen on my car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 005

You deserved it 2 488

By trees - 24/07/2013 16:44 - United States - Waupaca

Today, I watched one of my neighbor's trees fall into the electrical lines outside my house. This was after he took a chainsaw to the tree. He refuses to cover the damages. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 320

You deserved it 2 926

By B-Man - 11/12/2009 21:55 - Canada

Today, I woke up lying on the ground outside with a horrible headache. I camped out in my tree house last night. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 675

You deserved it 10 035

By Anonymous - 10/07/2011 23:51 - United States

Today, my husband finally got round to cutting down a tree limb in our front yard after months of me begging him. It fell on me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 332

You deserved it 15 848

By Username - 23/06/2011 04:47 - United States

Today, I got home to find my truck smashed by a fallen old tree. I was going to have the tree removed next week. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 811

You deserved it 5 930

By Sparks - 27/04/2019 10:00 - United States - Taylor

Today, my neighbors threatened to sue me because a six-foot branch fell off one of my trees and into their yard, hitting nothing on the way down. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 203

You deserved it 230

Monado 0

Friday 4 September 2009 23:12

The tree just wanted revenge for your wooden house.

NonExistance 0

Friday 4 September 2009 23:08

Talk about a rude awakening. Sucks lmfao

Comments

paulafelixf0 0

Monday 7 September 2009 4:02

well, considering you were awakened by the sound of chainsaws, I believe a tree falling down on your room is pretty much the best thing that could happen to you in that context.

likeseriouslyy 0

Monday 7 September 2009 7:06

omg and you live in texas

daspidermc 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 7:46

just a question, I'm always amazed by all the dicks that vote "you deserved it" for ones like this. like what the hell was he supposed to do in this situation?

redbluegreen 40

Friday 18 September 2009 4:08

I thought it was obvious... Move to Antarctica.

udonttouchme 0

Saturday 1 May 2010 6:13

YDI for having a house why didnt u donate that house to haiti you S.O.B Lol jk fyl

akhockey6 0

Wednesday 9 June 2010 20:40

aren't they supposed to clear out the area when timbering a tree??? anyway that sucks for you.:(

lopolito 0

Wednesday 16 June 2010 23:17

lol that sucks

rends 0

Friday 25 June 2010 4:56

lawsuit

11colio11 4

Monday 5 July 2010 10:18

ydi for living in Texas

effyoubitch 5

Friday 6 May 2011 19:47

aww good thing you're ok. when the tornado hit us a girl I went to school with was holding her son when a tree fell on her house and killed her. sad shit.