Miscellaneous: Today, I was at the library using a computer to order a package....

By sarahcurtis213 - 13/11/2012 07:36 - United States

Today, I was at the library using a computer to order a package. A man sat down next to me mumbling to himself while staring at me. As I got up to go to the printer, he pointed at me and screamed, "I will burn you alive and enjoy it!" All of my info including my address was still on the computer screen. FML

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By weliveanddie14 - 07/05/2009 20:27 - United States

Today, I was at the library. I went near the computer section when I saw this man cursing and pounding his fists on a computer. He left. I thought I'd check it out. As I sat down, a librarian came over with the security guard and pointed at me. I'm now being fined for destroying public property. FML

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Getting some action

By hugadyle - 18/04/2020 14:00

Today, I took a trip to the library's public computer section to get some important work done. After a bit of work, I went to stretch only to see that the man next to me was watching some adult films on his computer and discreetly touching himself. I still had 58 minutes of computer time. FML

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Just a prank, bro!

By fail - 16/02/2011 23:16 - United States

Today, at the library, somebody left themselves logged in to Facebook on a public computer after they had left. Trying to teach them a lesson, I updated their Facebook status to something outrageous. That's when they came back to the computer after getting something from the printer. FML

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By AnonymousQuagga - 07/02/2014 03:07 - United States - Flower Mound

Today, I was at the library, working with some classmates on our major semester project. I accidentally killed power to the row of computers by me. I've never had so many enraged faces looking at me before. FML

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Anger management class is next door

By ComeOnMan - 21/12/2022 09:00

Today, before closing the library, someone came in to use the computer. He apparently forgot the password to his online banking, eventually getting so frustrated that he grabbed the monitor, yanked it from its cables, hurled it across the room, and stormed out. I don’t get paid enough for this. FML

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Paranoia

By Anonymous - 22/11/2020 05:01 - Australia

Today, I offered help a customer to record his details, as he didn't have a scanner. He just stared at me, saying that he would never give any of his details if I typed them on my phone, as I could "do something else" without him knowing. He ended up canceling his orders and got upset on his way out. FML

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By PhailedMidterm - 12/03/2013 19:03 - United States - Mattapan

Today, I was at the library doing research for my midterm. All of the computers were in use, so I decided to use my laptop instead. Ten minutes later, I was confronted and kicked out. My offense? Unauthorized use of the library's so-called "Free Public WiFi". FML

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What hell, lady?

By Anonymous - 21/04/2021 08:00

Today, my friend wasn't responding to my whispers in the library, so I walked over and very slightly moved his chair. At that exact moment, the librarian walked in. Regardless of our efforts to tell her anything, she got us banned from the library. FML

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By Trinity - 19/11/2012 22:37 - Czech Republic - Prague

Today, I was sitting on a train, doing homework for my programming class, when a man sat in the seat next to me. He must have been a programmer too, because he spent the next few hours staring at my screen and laughing whenever I made a mistake. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/11/2010 13:18 - Sweden

Today, my cute co-worker asked if he could use my computer. I told him my password and went to the bathroom. When I came back he said he'd finished. I tried to log in, but my password wouldn't work. I then noticed a post-it note on the desk saying, "Stop stalking me and I'll change the password back." FML

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esp_superstar 10

Tuesday 13 November 2012 12:06

You can run but u can't hide...

melij99 5

Tuesday 13 November 2012 12:08

And now you know the importance of leaving Personal Identifiable Information open on a public computer.

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iceandspice89 5

Tuesday 13 November 2012 21:22

That's creepy.. Hope he didn't see any of ur info.. Or frgts wht he saw..

danceangel 0

Tuesday 13 November 2012 23:53

What a freaking weirdo!!!

loopsy_fml 14

Wednesday 14 November 2012 0:05

You should've told him to be quite cuz he is in a library. I hate it when people scream in libraries.....

SheDevilGoddess 1

Wednesday 14 November 2012 0:46

Dumb ass . You never use a public computer to order shit on- line. Those computers are not protected when you put your personal info on them. So yeah, you ******* deserve what ever happens.

vbmg152 18

Wednesday 14 November 2012 1:35

I agree with everything you said except, I don't think OP deserves to get hurt! She's a dumb ass alright!

white16sox 19

Wednesday 14 November 2012 4:54

Holy shit calm down. OP doesn't deserve to be burned for making a mistake.

vbmg152 18

Wednesday 14 November 2012 1:34

Never, ever use a public computer to order stuff! Ask to use a friends or get your own, you can get a laptop for $200 or under if you try!!

coach25 5

Wednesday 14 November 2012 2:01

So what were you ordering that pissed the guy off?

patchyu 18

Wednesday 14 November 2012 7:51

Report him to the cops and stay at a hotel tonight

TcheQ 12

Wednesday 14 November 2012 8:54

You are assuming he can read?

LONERANGER44 11

Wednesday 14 November 2012 14:17

Welcome to the family.

crashley21 10

Wednesday 14 November 2012 18:23

He could have just been trolling you, just to teach you a lesson about leaving personal information visible in a public place. I would still contact some authorities just in case.