Intimacy: Today, I was at my boyfriends house and we were having sex. He... - FML

By budussy - 30/03/2009 09:06 - United States

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Today, I was at my boyfriends house and we were having sex. He has a game on in the background and one of his friends started talking to him. He immediately threw me off and said "I have to answer this." He went over to his computer and started talking to them. FML

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budussy 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 4:07

He was playing eve-online and he had his speakers on listening in the background what other people were saying. Then one of them called out his in game name and thats when it happened. He did come back and finish though.

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Orchard 33

Thursday 30 May 2013 5:58

I can't believe you let him come back and finish; how obliging you are :/

Tucatz 0

Monday 30 March 2009 20:54

And yet you sleep with this bozo? WTF. Tell him he'd better find someplace else to stick his joystick.

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gesseniasxangel 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 2:14

What a ******* douchebag...I would have cut his dick off lol

sadoc 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 2:17

damn, you probably deserve better, but you accept it so wont

starshine3987 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 2:32

I am SOOOOOOOO tired of "Me and my boyfriend/girlfriend were having sex at his/her house..." and "My boyfriend/girlfriend would rather (insert lame activity) than have sex with me!" FMLs. Am I the only one?

FXCKMYLIFE 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 2:48

after reading half the comments on this one everyone seems to blame the guy now, i have varying opinions on both sides yes, the guy should have ignored it and kept going and people are like "why do girls date douche bags like this" when in reality, why do [some] girls expect to get what they want, when they want it 99% of girls think of guys to be these horned-up sex bots truth is, not all guys want sex 24/7

musicismylife16 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 3:14

two words hunny... Break up

xohxbrittanyrae 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 3:25

Ever think he might be gay? Any guy is stupid to get up in the middle of sex to talk to his friends on the computer

classic036 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 3:44

what is wrong with that guy? going to quit having sex to play on the computer? what a moron. NERD

Klu_fml 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 3:49

games > sex "sex" "games" = AMAZING

budussy 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 4:07

He was playing eve-online and he had his speakers on listening in the background what other people were saying. Then one of them called out his in game name and thats when it happened. He did come back and finish though.

e_stone_85 3

Sunday 4 March 2012 20:32

glad to hear he came back

Orchard 33

Thursday 30 May 2013 5:58

I can't believe you let him come back and finish; how obliging you are :/

0zymandias 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 4:29

Ewww, he skipped on sex for Eve? That game blows, and not in the good way.

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