By stanky - 19/06/2015 14:47 - United States - Columbus

Today, I was about to leave for my honeymoon with my new husband, when he saw my deodorant in my bag. He picked it up and asked what it was. When I said it was deodorant, he gave me a confused look and said "girls don't wear deodorant". He actually believed that. FML
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mukduk 21

How did he not notice all of the women's deodorant right next to the men's deodorant in the store?

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lulinator 40

Well, it's true. We don't sweat, burp, or fart.

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melanielovejeff 15

Awwwee.... so innocent and naive ;) He sounds sweet :)

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AletheDefender 15

One time my brother asked me if girl pee was green, and as far as I know he was completely serious

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sbarua219 17

Well the man has a point. I mean girls don't fart or poop either. ... Do they?

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ChickenNug 17

My aunt once let out a fart so bad it cleared an entire room. She stayed in there laughing evilly while everyone else was trying to get outside to breathe.

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NonoMeow 18

#48 I imagine her resembling Jabba the Hut.

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nandybear 19

How did you get married without him realizing this fact?

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Silk_Routes 14

u life wd b full of surprises...wait n watch

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jokercake 4

I don't think this is a problem. I mean maybe he thought girls just smelled good naturally.

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daemonsparta 16

he is in for a rude awakening when he first catches you in rhe bathroom...or when yiu fart in bed.

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tre007 8

That's a compliment to OP for always smelling good.

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