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By bob - 13/02/2016 00:29 - United States - La Vergne
Today, I was about to get intimate with my girlfriend at her apartment. That's when my ex-wife burst out of the closet and stabbed me in the ass for being "a cheater" and my girlfriend a "home wrecking whore". We've been divorced for a year now. FML