Miscellaneous: Today, I walked into the kitchen at the exact moment my uncle...

By Alexismaria - 23/10/2014 20:05 - United States

Today, I walked into the kitchen at the exact moment my uncle decided to bend over in short shorts. Apparently, his ballsack decided it needed extra room, because it dangled out of his pant leg. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/08/2018 18:30

Today, while trying to help my disabled uncle into his walker, his one testicle popped out of the leg of his short shorts. I asked him to adjust himself and had to hold on to his walker as he did it. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/07/2013 19:07 - United States

Today, I was walking home from the store when I saw my uncle. I went over and gave him a surprise hug. He grabbed my ass. He wasn't really my uncle. FML

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By lk07 - 12/07/2019 16:00

Today, when I bent down to get something off a low shelf at the grocery store, I felt my shorts split wide open at the butt. All my husband did was make jokes about "that's not how you do the splits." FML

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You deserved it 238

By lvegadelgado_6 - 10/08/2015 14:32 - United States - Deerfield

Today, while I was doing my hair, my grandpa walked in, dropped his pants, and started taking a crap in the toilet right next to me. FML

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You deserved it 2 129

Nuts

By dieders - 21/11/2016 06:34 - United Kingdom

Today, I woke up and opened my curtains to see my gardener up a ladder in front of my window tending to the plants growing up the side of the wall. This would've been fine if his ballsack wasn't hanging out his shorts. FML

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You deserved it 1 140

By lovingthis - 09/01/2013 16:48 - United States - Largo

Today, I walked in on my grandfather smiling at his penis. FML

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You deserved it 5 239

By Anonymous - 11/11/2014 18:56 - United States - Dekalb

Today, I walked into my bathroom, only to find my dad passed out on the floor with his pants around his ankles. FML

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You deserved it 3 059

By Anonymous - 25/01/2011 02:33 - United States

Today, while at the urinal doing my business, my trousers fell all the way to the ground. As I bent down to pull them back up, my boss walked in the bathroom and thought I was mooning him. FML

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You deserved it 3 807

By oops - 11/05/2015 16:40 - United States - Lutherville Timonium

Today, I wore a pair of shorts a size too big while doing laundry. When I ordered a pizza afterwards and answered the door, I realized I looked a little heavy, so I sucked in my stomach. My shorts fell to the ground in front of the delivery guy. FML

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You deserved it 9 866

Eye bleach

By deardaughter - 14/08/2019 06:00 - Australia

Today, I walked into the kitchen to find my father trimming his pubes over the bin with our kitchen scissors. FML

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You deserved it 115

23lf 16

Friday 24 October 2014 0:58

Wash your eyes out with battery acid.

nothing92x 13

Friday 24 October 2014 0:59

Worst ad ever. "Who wears short sho- OH GOD NO THEY ARE NOT FOR YOU!!!!"

Comments

hahaImsoScrewed 7

Friday 24 October 2014 8:08

That's not something you (want to) see everyday

worldclassrager 39

Friday 24 October 2014 8:21

Another breakfast read over...come on...

Urpoppy 21

Friday 24 October 2014 14:29

Can't be unseen. Ewww

xxcaitlannxx 15

Friday 24 October 2014 19:28

I cringed so hard it's not even funny

GeneralDerp 5

Saturday 25 October 2014 3:23

That was a bit graphic. Might need to get some brain bleach.

Glasshoney 9

Tuesday 28 October 2014 5:01

Mandybruin 15

Tuesday 28 October 2014 6:00

Rewind. Delete. Unseen.

liesseling 13

Saturday 1 November 2014 19:32

sooo, dis you give them a tickle?

MissLily_fml 4

Monday 3 November 2014 16:51

lol...OMG :S

drc2010 13

Tuesday 4 November 2014 18:52

hahaha sry this happened but I cannot stop laughing at this omg my dad has a pair of purple corteroy shorts and they did the same thing we use to laugh our asses off all the time and look away wen he bent over lol man I'm crying now haha thanks this is amazing!!!