Intimacy: Today, I walked in on my brother jerking off to a breast cancer...

By ugh, why - 22/11/2015 05:12 - Australia

Today, I walked in on my brother jerking off to a breast cancer awareness advert. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/07/2019 22:00 - Australia - Brighton

Today, I walked in on my brother masturbating. In the living room. For the second time. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/09/2020 08:02

Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML

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By bestiality, not even once - 14/06/2013 22:29 - Ireland - Waterford

Today, I walked into the living room, only to find my brother wanking to an episode of My Little Pony. FML

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By LemonLearn - 06/10/2016 20:59 - United States - New York

Today, I walked in on my brother completely naked from the waist down. I wouldn't have cared if he wasn't masturbating using my lingerie. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/05/2016 16:59 - United States - Harker Heights

Today, my brother walked in on me jerking off. I managed to close the porn tab, at least, only to end up on my mom's Facebook profile. FML

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By burnmyeyes - 19/04/2014 21:26 - United States - Richmond

Today, I walked in on my brother shaving his nuts, all while giggling like a maniac and seemingly high out of his mind. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/09/2013 21:33 - United Kingdom

Today, I walked in on my roommate whacking off to clown porn. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/05/2016 04:36 - United States - Bloomfield

Today, I walked in on my brother trying to stick his knob into a cola bottle. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/01/2015 20:16 - United States

Today, I walked in on my husband jacking off to a photo of himself. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/10/2012 23:39 - United States - Salem

Today, I walked in on my brother sticking his erect penis through a donut. I doubt I'll ever be able to unsee this. FML

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Sunday 22 November 2015 19:28

That is actually the most disgusting thing I've heard today.

kass_marsh 16

Sunday 22 November 2015 19:27

Your brother needs some help...

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Berber260 14

Monday 23 November 2015 1:28

Shame.

Earl_KarmasBitch 34

Monday 23 November 2015 1:37

It sounds like the advert made him aware of breasts, so it half worked.

worldclassrager 39

Monday 23 November 2015 1:53

That's enough internet for today... I can't imagine bra commercials...actually I don't want to...

SqurtieMan 10

Monday 23 November 2015 2:29

The hell kind of advertising do they have in Australia?

the_real_dvd 21

Monday 23 November 2015 2:31

Desperate measures..

illmatic2 16

Monday 23 November 2015 2:52

Hey when you gotta whack off you gotta use what you can. I'm not gonna hate on that.

Lucachoo 9

Monday 23 November 2015 3:21

It'd be pretty funny if this was the same guy who was jerking off to his brother's biology textbook in that other post.

lanisepowell 13

Monday 23 November 2015 4:28

That's completely awkward....

RandKP 21

Monday 23 November 2015 6:12

Ummm, maybe start knocking before you enter?

YourSpecialJoy 15

Monday 23 November 2015 6:24

You put my thoughts in to words perfectly. Breast cancer is so disgustingly sexualized.

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