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By Anonymous - 16/09/2013 20:30

Today, I waited in the pouring rain for my wife to come pick me up from work. It was only after I was thoroughly drenched that I remembered it was my wife's day off, and that I drove myself to work earlier in her car, which was parked fifty feet from where I was waiting. FML

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By MissBeEyeTeeSeeH - 08/11/2009 11:46 - Canada

Today, It was pretty nice out, so I decided to walk to work. Not twenty minutes after leaving, it started to pour. I was soaking when I got there and had to change. My boyfriend works next door, so I asked him if he could give me a ride. His reply? "Sorry Babe, I just can't be seen with you like that." FML

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By Anonymous - 11/07/2013 03:04

Today, I walked to work. I later discovered that my husband had parked my car in a no-parking area. My job is towing cars. I had to tow my own car. FML

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By Stressed dad - 18/07/2017 20:00

Today, my wife's water broke so I drove her to the hospital. After 16 hours without labor, I went home to get a little sleep. Four hours later I got the call and ran outside to find that my car was towed from my parking space. FML

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Soaking

By Anonymous - 04/06/2013 16:05 - United States

Today, I had to walk home in the rain because my mom didn't want to get her new car wet. FML

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By wherefelix - 03/07/2009 08:01 - United States

Today, I woke up early, showered, dressed, and made the 40 minute drive to work, only to discover when I arrived that today was my day off. When I got home my live in boyfriend was gone. I called and he told me he was at the beach, right near my work. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/03/2011 21:51 - United States

Today, I had to wait an hour in the awful rain for my mom to pick me up, because she didn't realize the clocks had gone forward already. FML

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Parked out

By penne_pasta580802 - 23/01/2020 14:00

Today, I drove my car to work as I had some errands to do after, even though I only live a few blocks away. After driving round to find a car park for ages, the closest car park available was outside my house. I ended up walking to work instead. FML

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Get Back

By FriendsSuck - 06/07/2009 04:05 - United States

Today, I was leaving a cafe with some of my friends. I had to sit in the back of the car by myself. I opened the door when I saw an old woman needing help getting to her car because it was raining. I shut the door and went to help. My friends thought I had gotten in. I was left in the rain with no phone. FML

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How could you?

By Anonymous - 07/10/2022 15:30

Today, my wife made me feel like an asshole for not leaving work to come home because she wasn't feeling good. I'm working at a jobsite 1.5 hours away from home, plus my vehicle wasn't at the jobsite either. FML

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Protip

By Tipless - 07/11/2009 05:36 - United States

Today, I was working as a Valet driver. After getting no customers for 5 hours in the pouring rain, a woman driving by stops and asks me for directions. Before leaving, she said, "I should probably tip you for that, since that's probably the only money you'd get all night." She didn't. FML

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MattOnFML 13

Tuesday 17 September 2013 0:41

Ahh man, routines can do that to you sometimes haha. Tough luck

psiloveyou15 12

Tuesday 17 September 2013 0:41

Mondays...

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The_Paladin 16

Tuesday 17 September 2013 4:23

you've been working too hard. hope you get a break soon.

MissssUnderstood 13

Tuesday 17 September 2013 4:35

Well at least you remembered! :)

Cujo3269 9

Tuesday 17 September 2013 5:13

Idiot

punz 7

Tuesday 17 September 2013 5:19

Yeah you're dick

JulianneDelisle 14

Tuesday 17 September 2013 6:07

Don't you just hate Monday's

shanannygians07 28

Tuesday 17 September 2013 7:29

You should get a car soon so you never have to wait

wiretapped 7

Tuesday 17 September 2013 7:32

This is one of those fml posts that don't really need a follow up.

davincidasecond 24

Tuesday 17 September 2013 7:42

Ah, the infamous brain fart. Happens to the best of us OP, you'll look back on this and laugh.

Wiz_Of_Oz 17

Tuesday 17 September 2013 8:33

I hope this isn't a sign of chronic memory loss in the future. do some brain games!

Ti996r28 7

Tuesday 17 September 2013 9:22

dick head! lol that would be something I would do! :P

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