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By justnance - 22/12/2011 18:04 - United Kingdom

Today, I used so many different perfume testers that I passed out on the bus. FML

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Perfume Allergy Man strikes again!

By Lor - 09/10/2019 06:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, a woman got on the bus wearing extremely strong perfume and sat in the seat in front of me. The gentleman I was sitting next to began violently sneezing, so much so that he eventually sneeze-vomited all over my lap and backpack. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/10/2014 14:24 - Canada - Bridgewater

Today, I started my job selling perfume in a department store. I decided to be creative and sprayed a little perfume towards the first person who walked by. She had an allergic reaction, and an ambulance had to be called. FML

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Extreme reaction

By KCS - 04/03/2023 18:00 - Australia

Today, I discovered I'm allergic to the new perfume I bought and now I smell like a hospital. FML

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I can explain

By 1nn0cen7 1 sw3ar - 06/05/2022 14:00

Today, I had to walk through the women's perfume section to get to my normal aftershave. A woman was trying out a perfume, which she squirted on herself and me. You can imagine the afternoon I had to endure after I got home to my wife and she could smell "some slut's scent" all over me. FML

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By Joe - 27/08/2012 13:33 - United States - Coalgate

Today, I started my new job at a fragrance store. While training, the manager had me smell all of the scents to become familiar with the products. Before my shift was over, I'd had three asthma attacks. FML

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Been there before

By OopsieDoopsie - 03/04/2023 04:00 - United States - Ridgewood

Today, I'm so chronically sleep-deprived that I sprayed a bathroom air freshener under my arms instead of my deodorant. FML

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By samboob - 01/09/2010 21:01 - United States

Today, I saw one of those candies that you spray on your tongue. Only after spraying some in my mouth did I find it was actually perfume. FML

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Hyperviolence

By julieseattle - 28/10/2019 18:00

Today, I was at a restaurant waiting for a table. Some lady walked by, smelling like BO and patchouli oil. I attempted to cover my nose with my sweatshirt, but I thumped a small girl in the process. FML

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By cooploops - 31/01/2015 15:13 - United States - Memphis

Today, I went to the mall with some friends. We all kept smelling this god awful B.O. smell and had no idea where it was coming from. On the car ride home, we all figured out it was actually me. FML

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Fragrant

By nooneinparticular - 21/05/2020 08:00

Today, I realized that I get turned on by my girlfriend's perfume. My mother started using the same one. FML

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Thursday 22 December 2011 22:35

At least you smelled good?

Jibblets2367 7

Thursday 22 December 2011 22:47

Hey does this perfume smell like chloroform to you?

Comments

Track1991 0

Friday 23 December 2011 6:23

Haha that's too funny. I've never passed out from smelling too many scents. At least you know not to do that again.

hateANmotivate 0

Friday 23 December 2011 6:28

People were probly like "why is a dead body giving off a vanilla scent?!"

Sdyney6 0

Friday 23 December 2011 6:32

Did you smell thay bad that you needed that much perfume..?

HogwartsDropout7 0

Friday 23 December 2011 16:19

Even Umbridge doesn't use that much.

Glidefedt 6

Friday 23 December 2011 21:40

Where I come from women use parfume... But our main export is bacon and windmills, so what do I know?

hobojo69 23

Saturday 24 December 2011 3:20

Ahaha! That made me laugh!

eatsleepjb 8

Thursday 12 January 2012 5:59

Congrats

zander4310 5

Saturday 24 December 2011 5:55

****

cal2541 0

Monday 26 December 2011 6:32

Someone's a bit too superficial

EAVA 1

Wednesday 28 December 2011 0:03

that's really wierd

dansco 24

Wednesday 28 December 2011 8:43

Try having a wash stinky! You cheap sod...

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