By WhoaZombie - 19/04/2016 03:06 - United States - Huron

Today, I twisted my ankle on a mole hill in front of my house. I regularly try to stomp them down so I guess this was retribution. Well played, mole. Well played. FML
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WhoaZombie 19

OP here with some details. I was not stomping down the holes when I fell. I was walking out to my car across the yard. I have poor vision and misjudged the lawn and turned my ankle. The moles were not harmed in my pushing down of their holes at any time. I push them down to prevent the grass from growing over sometimes 8inch high mounds in my lawn. Stomping the holes (not the moles) is for this reason! I didn't want to trip and here I am. Lmao. I mean karma is a bitch but damn. I'm like super animal activist to the point where I don't even have traps down for the suckers. To the knuckle dragger that said he hoped I broke it, you'll get yours just for spewing your ignorance. Of that I am certain. ;)

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Welshite 39

You really made a mountain of of that mole hill. Wear appropriate safety gear next time you try to play whack-a-mole.

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nerd102 19

Find the mole that did it! Did you see my pun...?...yes?

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ryan9395 12

I'm sorry... I have to... HOLY MOLEY! Thats crazy

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Zarcissa 34

Can't you get some kind of an exterminator to take care of the mole problem?

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modenegg 5

Karma strikes again

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mariri9206 32

As someone who has very weak ankles, and therefore many ankle injuries, this pains me on a personal level. Sorry that you twisted your ankle, OP!

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WhoaZombie 19

OP here with some details. I was not stomping down the holes when I fell. I was walking out to my car across the yard. I have poor vision and misjudged the lawn and turned my ankle. The moles were not harmed in my pushing down of their holes at any time. I push them down to prevent the grass from growing over sometimes 8inch high mounds in my lawn. Stomping the holes (not the moles) is for this reason! I didn't want to trip and here I am. Lmao. I mean karma is a bitch but damn. I'm like super animal activist to the point where I don't even have traps down for the suckers. To the knuckle dragger that said he hoped I broke it, you'll get yours just for spewing your ignorance. Of that I am certain. ;)

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claudiajean 24

Feel bad that I pressed YDI, I assumed (wrongly) that you were hurting innocent moles. My bad, sorry OP! You know what they say happens when you assume? It makes an ass out of u and me

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geminia 17

Should we be concerned that you're operating a vehicle with poor vision? :P

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c00kie14 11

Instant Karma strikes again

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