Intimacy: Today, I turned on my camera to find pictures of my dad's secretary... - FML

By rexob - 04/02/2009 15:51 - United States

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Today, I turned on my camera to find pictures of my dad's secretary giving him a blowjob. Minutes later, I hear a scream from another room as my 12-year-old sister discovers similar pictures on HER camera. Mom and dad say it's no big deal. FML

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rexob tells us more.

rexob 0

Monday 9 February 2009 23:13

thanks for all those who are genuinely concerned...i really appreciate it. i'm hanging in there, and hopefully my sister will be alright. we've been to therapy and i think it's helped her, but i don't know how this will come up later in life for us. again, i really appreciate those of you who took this seriously.

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Speech_fml 0

Friday 6 February 2009 17:28

I agree with all the rest. They don't have their OWN cameras?

DarkMarkInTheSky 9

Monday 3 September 2012 21:18

I don't know how old you are, my first sympathy was towards the 12 year old screaming girl, but it has got to be seriously scarring for both of you. Sorry to hear, that's horrible. :-/

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sematariux 7

Saturday 18 June 2011 8:29

I thought it was funny

ikillkkk 0

Wednesday 13 July 2011 13:20

kil that sob

juston_p 1

Monday 25 July 2011 5:31

the ****!?

xxxMICHEYxxx 0

Monday 25 July 2011 22:17

might u mom be the secretary?

kandace17 0

Thursday 18 August 2011 6:19

U got some messed up parents?

alcoman 4

Sunday 11 September 2011 15:30

I hope

alcoman 4

Sunday 11 September 2011 15:30

I hope

ShutUpAndStare 7

Monday 31 October 2011 2:20

Pass the bottle plz

cupcakekallie 6

Wednesday 4 January 2012 10:10

All you need is a wife desperate to keep you and a drunk sleazy secretary.

ennamae17 9

Monday 16 January 2012 18:51

Wow thats jacked up! You've gotta be scarred for life

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