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By Inam Junichi Petrache Mahmood - 05/01/2018 00:30 - United Kingdom - Romford

Today, I took it upon myself to treat my wife to the sights of London. Big Ben was being renovated, London Eye had no tickets left, and it rained all day. FML

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Hellblazer_Sith 25

Friday 5 January 2018 3:19

If you travelled far FYL however if you haven’t and from the UK you should know Big Ben is undergoing work and you need to prebook London Eye tickets. Plus it’s the UK, 90% of the time it rains.

INDYSTRUCTABLE 43

Friday 5 January 2018 3:56

Google is literally at your finger tips. you could have saved yourself so much time and planned something else

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OnReceivingEnd 17

Saturday 13 January 2018 19:36

So, one out of three?

supertacowaffle 41

Saturday 20 January 2018 0:49

Welcome to England.

Lee Elliott 4

Wednesday 24 January 2018 21:11

sounds like london to me. rain, traveling, and a shit time.

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