Miscellaneous: Today, I told my mom about an article I'd seen that said people...

By fmlsomuch - 25/02/2012 20:51 - Japan

Today, I told my mom about an article I'd seen that said people tend to make the most mistakes at 2 to 3 in the morning. Without a trace of humor in her voice, she said, "Tell me about it. You were conceived round about then." FML

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By Anonymous - 12/12/2010 21:55 - United States

Today, I asked my mother why she didn't drink. She laughed and said, "The last time I drank was the night you were conceived. I didn't need any other disasters." FML

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By Anonymous - 09/05/2014 23:57 - United States - Akron

Today, my mom got drunk and started crying, ranting about all the things she could have done in life if I hadn't been born. FML

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By speed-dialing dr kevorkian - 27/02/2016 07:25 - United States - Two Rivers

Today, my mom came home heavily drunk. As I was taking care of her, she told me all about how I was a mistake. That didn't hurt nearly as much as when she told me she wishes I'd died during her pregnancy. FML

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By No-Sleep Nellie - 07/07/2015 13:26 - United States - Waterloo

Today, my mother woke me up by loudly vacuuming the house. I had to work the next morning, so I asked her what she was thinking. She told me that if I was really tired and needed sleep, I wouldn't have woken up. It was 3 AM. FML

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Good question

By only child says fuck you mom - 10/04/2016 14:56 - United States - Holly Springs

Today, I overheard my mom talking to a friend on the phone. What caught my attention was when she said, "You ever look at your kid and just think... 'Fuck. Where'd I go wrong?'" FML

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It's just liquid fun

By Anonymous - 30/12/2010 05:08 - United Kingdom

Today, I caught my mom trying to get secretly smashed out of her brain-box on booze at 8:00 a.m. FML

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By sorry :/ - 08/02/2015 18:28 - United States - Monroe Township

Today, my drunk mom told me to apologize for being born. FML

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By Alex - 20/06/2014 22:05 - United Kingdom - Greenford

Today, my dad told me that I was conceived while he and my mother were high on LSD. He then stared into the distance, mumbled "Probably explains a few things" and chuckled to himself. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/09/2021 20:45

Today, I told my mom I was thinking of having a baby. She told me it was a huge mistake because children cost a fortune, make you miserable, and if she'd had her chance again she would have gotten her tubes tied when she was 18 and saved herself the grief. Gee, thanks mom. FML

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By thanksmum - 29/05/2010 17:39 - Germany

Today, I decided to take a nap before a big job interview at 6. I set two alarm clocks to make sure I didn't miss it, but I woke up at 5:59. As I'm scrambling in a panic to get out the door, my mom says calmly, "I took your alarm clocks out of your room because you looked really tired today." FML

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draegbomb 5

Sunday 26 February 2012 1:17

In other words you were a load your mother should've swallowed.

Linkerdoodles 15

Sunday 26 February 2012 1:19

Well, your mom is kind of a bitch. Sorry OP.

Comments

kriegs444 5

Sunday 26 February 2012 4:06

Well you were asking for OP.

KiddNYC1O 20

Sunday 26 February 2012 4:15

It burns. Don't it?

xxGhost_Wolfxx 2

Sunday 26 February 2012 4:18

Well 3am is satan's hour.

SuddsTv 6

Sunday 26 February 2012 4:25

@xxGhost_Wolfxx

KrazyKlutzyKali 2

Sunday 26 February 2012 5:05

She really loves you, huh?

linkinpark98 23

Sunday 26 February 2012 8:25

From the bottom of her icebox. (Heart)

67fb 0

Sunday 26 February 2012 5:05

mom 1 op 0

Unincredible 5

Sunday 26 February 2012 7:07

Who's up at three in the morning in the first place?

5t3ff1k4h 44

Sunday 26 February 2012 7:40

Um... half the world? A lot of people decide to not go to bed until the wee hours of the morning. Others just can't sleep. And if the only time you have to bang your hubby is 3 am, why not? Just FYI, it's 1:40 am where I live right now.

datlocolatino 3

Sunday 26 February 2012 7:36

I think im in love with fayedanielle!

PawnShopPenguin 4

Sunday 26 February 2012 7:49

You should have replied with, "Well I guess that's true because that's about the time that I saved your drunk ass from getting run over a few years ago!"