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By Anonymous - 26/01/2014 00:33 - United States - Durham

Today, I told my friend I would pay him to ask out the ugliest girl he knew. He asked out my girlfriend. FML

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By steven - 24/06/2009 15:33 - Canada

Today, my friend said he'd give me 20 bucks if I would ask out the ugliest girl in school. I did it. She rejected me. FML

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By 10 years, 0 dates - 28/11/2020 11:03

Today, I wanted to ask out this cute girl I used to work with. Before I could, she said she likes my only friend there, and asked if could I set them up. Trying to be nice guy and good friend, I did. Then she made her complete lack of interest in me obvious. But hey, at least the gay guy she hung out with thought I was cute. FML

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By theuglyfriend - 17/07/2012 06:09 - United States - Riverbank

Today, I went to a coffee shop with my friend. The guy rang her up and said it was only a dollar as he winked at her $10 purchase. Then he rang me up at completely full price. She got his number and I got to be the ugly friend once again. FML

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By KeepOnTruckin' - 18/05/2019 17:50

Today, I had to help my best friend plan his upcoming date with the girl he doesn't know I'm secretly in love with. FML

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By BlackCheetah101 - 04/11/2009 06:51 - Australia

Today, I had a blind date that my friend set me up for. My date was the ugliest, most disgusting person you will ever meet, but I thought that I would give him a chance. He saw me, eyed me up and down, then said to my friend, "You're kidding, right?" FML

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By thirdwheel - 15/02/2010 18:08 - United States

Today, I found out that my best friend pays my boyfriend to this day to take me out. FML

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By ShouldHaveDoneItMyself - 05/07/2016 17:04 - Sudan

Today, I didn't have the courage to tell the guy who likes me that I only thought of him as a friend, so I asked my best friend to do it for me. It turns out that her way of doing this is telling him to "Fuck off" and then punching him in the face. FML

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Not so BFF

By Anonymous - 24/11/2022 09:00 - United States - Spring

Today, I asked out the guy I like, and he said yes. Later, I found out that he used to date my BFF and he broke up with her right before I'd asked him. I left him saying he should have told me earlier and that I would be weird if we dated. I talked to my BFF about it and she got mad at me. She literally didn't even tell me about them. FML

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By okaythen - 14/08/2016 19:21 - United States - Euless

Today, I asked out this girl at work who I've had a crush on for a while. She looked oddly familiar, aside from the fact that we worked together. It was almost like we'd met outside of work. Two hours and one Snapchat story later, I realized I'd asked out my best friend's girlfriend. FML

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By single - 15/12/2017 10:00 - United States - San Jose

Today, my girlfriend got paid by the richest guy in our school to go to the Winter Formal with him. She took up the offer. FML

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OscarDV 8

Sunday 26 January 2014 10:43

BURN!!

Rozza17 29

Sunday 26 January 2014 10:47

You totally deserved it!!! It's rude of you to even make someone do that. What if the girl found out the actual truth as to why your friend asked her out.

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Sydni_1022 8

Sunday 26 January 2014 19:29

What'd she say? :)

awilliams44 9

Sunday 26 January 2014 19:34

did she say yes?

martin8337 35

Sunday 26 January 2014 19:35

She ain't got no alibi, she ain't got no alibi, she ugly, she ugly.

flashback_fml 14

Sunday 26 January 2014 19:44

Buuuurrnn

justmylucky 3

Sunday 26 January 2014 20:12

I hope she didn't say yes

yamhall 6

Sunday 26 January 2014 20:46

Did she say yes

Coastalfall 17

Sunday 26 January 2014 20:57

You kind of asked for it..

Itsadisaster 13

Sunday 26 January 2014 21:11

OP deserves it, his girlfriend doesn't however. Unless she was in on the bet.

dragon5assassin 5

Sunday 26 January 2014 21:24

The real question is, did she say yes? Lol

1jordan1 11

Sunday 26 January 2014 22:15

You're a jerk. People like you make me sick. You deserved it.

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