Miscellaneous: Today, I threw a birthday party. No one came, not even my parents...

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By birthday boy - 14/06/2016 16:39

Today, I threw a birthday party. No one came, not even my parents who I live with. FML

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lostlover89 31

Wednesday 15 June 2016 4:34

Ouch! Happy birthday to both of us. I didn't have anything to do either :(

ImagineCrazy 27

Thursday 16 June 2016 0:05

Never throw your own birthday party.

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lostlover89 31

Wednesday 15 June 2016 4:34

Ouch! Happy birthday to both of us. I didn't have anything to do either :(

ImagineCrazy 27

Thursday 16 June 2016 0:05

Never throw your own birthday party.

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