Love, Sex and Intimacy: Today, I texted this girl I really like and she didn't answer....

By Mr. Hopeless - 13/02/2009 21:59 - United States

Today, I texted this girl I really like and she didn't answer. She did about two hours later and it said, "Sorry, I was having sex at the time you texted me. So how are you?" FML

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You deserved it 4 228

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By Anonymous - 09/05/2019 02:00

Today, to get my mind off being single, I texted some friends. The first one was going out tonight to work things out with her ex, the second told me about his amazing new girlfriend, and the third replied an hour later with, "Sorry, I was having sex when you texted me." FML

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You deserved it 267

Boredom

By alhummel21 - 12/02/2009 07:45 - United States

Today, I was going down on a girl. When I looked up she was texting. FML

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You deserved it 52 047

No, just no

By misterhippo - 22/04/2009 04:09 - United States

Today, I texted the hottest girl in the school saying, "I really like you, we should date". She responded with a text saying, "Sorry, I'm not into you." I then got a text saying, "Sorry, my brother stole my phone, and answered, but still it's no". I got rejected twice. Once by a man. FML

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You deserved it 12 287

By girly - 12/04/2012 04:06 - United States - Canton

Today, my girlfriend of 2 years texted me saying "I can't wait to f*ck later." I replied saying, "Couldn't we just spend time together?" Her response was, "What are you, a girl?" FML

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You deserved it 52 669

By Bilirubin - 20/02/2010 16:22 - United States

Today, at 1am, the girl of my dreams that I've been trying for over three years to date, finally asked me out via SMS. Too bad I was asleep at the time. She now thinks I've rejected her, and will no longer speak to me. FML

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You deserved it 3 931

By MCKilllerrr - 18/01/2011 05:05 - United States

Today, the girl I really liked started talking to me, so I asked her out on a date. After waiting an hour at the theatre, I texted her asking where she was. She replied with, "Oh! You were serious about the date?!" FML

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You deserved it 3 523

By screewit - 20/02/2009 23:42 - United States

Today, I called my girlfriend and she answered telling me how amazing the sex was last night and she can't wait to see me later. I didn't see her last night. FML

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You deserved it 4 964

By is_that_right - 27/12/2014 19:14 - United States - El Paso

Today, I texted my girlfriend, saying "Hey there." She quickly replied, assuring me that she's not cheating on me. Uh, okay. FML

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You deserved it 2 947

By Anonymous - 29/03/2015 19:54 - United States - Wheaton

Today, my girlfriend hasn't spoken to me in a week, so I gave her a call. No reply. I texted her, and got a text back saying: "Sorry, dude. Better luck next time!" FML

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You deserved it 2 538

By dumbass - 01/10/2009 20:07 - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me she lost her phone and not to call or text her. After about three hours, I text her phone, asking if she found it yet. I got a reply, saying "Nope." FML

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You deserved it 5 870

JustAGirl_fml 0

Saturday 14 February 2009 2:41

Kiiiiind of an over-share. Are you sure she wasn't being, I don't know, funny or something?

that_one_guy 0

Saturday 14 February 2009 3:06

Yea, I'm going with #1 for this one. I'm doubting it, I think she may have just been trying to screw with you.

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angryreimu 0

Thursday 19 May 2011 23:59

She's a *****.

mandarinnilssn 10

Monday 25 August 2014 18:22

You base that on what?..

kei1108 13

Monday 5 September 2011 7:51

You don't deserve her if she's that slutty. You'll find someone better. :)

withered 30

Tuesday 28 June 2016 8:34

How is she a **** for having sex?

sexypimpdaddy 0

Friday 4 November 2011 2:33

Yeah... Either she's ******* with u, or this is fake.

jeannie_brooke 0

Wednesday 28 December 2011 4:30

Im sure she's joking.. Girls do it all the time.

kfinch7 10

Wednesday 21 March 2012 2:16

I'm sorry /; that blows

withered 30

Tuesday 28 June 2016 8:37

#63 She probably did.

Jellyman64 0

Saturday 29 September 2012 3:11

She could be trying to make you jealous

decidedlyvague 11

Sunday 28 October 2012 22:46

Uh... You obviously reply, "Are you ready for round #2? Hop and the shower and head over to my place ;)."

decidedlyvague 11

Sunday 28 October 2012 22:50

In*

michelleJ11 25

Wednesday 1 January 2014 5:27

Sorry OP, she's not interested...

littlemisssixx 5

Tuesday 8 April 2014 2:26

Major tmi on her part; on a good note at least she isn't just leading you on? Maybe she lied to make the message clear, sorry op

ModernaParker 5

Friday 26 June 2015 9:12

I love this. There is definitely no shame in her game. Lol.

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Lonely, so lonely…

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