By Mr. Hopeless - 13/02/2009 21:59 - United States

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Today, I texted this girl I really like and she didn't answer. She did about two hours later and it said, "Sorry, I was having sex at the time you texted me. So how are you?" FML
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JustAGirl_fml 0

Kiiiiind of an over-share. Are you sure she wasn't being, I don't know, funny or something?

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that_one_guy 0

Yea, I'm going with #1 for this one. I'm doubting it, I think she may have just been trying to screw with you.

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xdodge 0

Obvious fake FML is obvious.

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runmymouth 0

@27: Word. @34...and that's something for you to be proud of?

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graciegirl 0

hmmm... no offense, but your girlfriend sounds like one of those pathetic people who try to make you jealous. doubt it actually happened for her.

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Guiseppi 0

What self respecting female would provide that information unprompted?

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bananapajama 0

Hmm i think that she knew you liked her and wanted you to know she was NOT interested. I have a bf and if there's a guy who seems interested in me I'll try reference him frequently to make sure they get the idea. although im more subtle than that i think. and 2 hour sex? wow

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decidedlyvague 11

If it's not at least a two hour session, then you're doing it wrong.

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pwnrzero 0

#5 your absolutely right it was probably a joke

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FML0129 0

I'm pretty sure I'm a friend of the girl and definitely #6 has it right...

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joeMOMMA 0

at least see asked how you were. plus, who cares shes not your gf, she can do what she wants :]

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