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By BURGERT0WN USA - 10/01/2016 19:46 - United States - Redmond

Today, I texted the girl I'm going to homecoming with in a couple days to say hi. The conversation started OK, but then morphed into her saying that she doesn't feel anything between us, and wants to stop being friends after the dance. I have to buy her dinner and a ticket, out of my own wallet. FML

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By Saberwolf - 13/02/2011 21:14 - United States

Today, I got a text from a girl that I've had a crush on for a long time, asking me out to dinner. I agreed and went to the restaurant. Not long afterwards, I got text from her saying something had come up, so she couldn't make it. As I was walking back to my car, I saw her walk into the same restaurant with another guy. FML

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Nice try

By Anonymous - 11/06/2022 22:00

Today, I was texted out of the blue by a girl I treated to dinner last year. Since then, we'd chatted and met in passing a few times, but she'd turned down or cancelled all my other date invitations. Sadly, she wasn't trying to meet up. She wanted $500 to benefit a male friend, who was down on his luck. FML

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A tale as old as time

By Anonymous - 04/06/2023 04:00 - United States - Miami Beach

Today, I went out with a girl, I paid for the drinks, and thought everything went well, even though I didn’t make a move, I guess I wanted to take it slow. I texted later to invite her to a private beach next week, only for her to reply that she’s not gonna be available for the next few weeks because her boyfriend is coming to visit. FML

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Nice try

By Anonymous - 05/10/2014 17:29 - United States - Kent

Today, this girl I've been talking to texted me, saying she was going to visit. Trying to be sweet, I bought her $50 worth of chocolate and a cute card. Turns out she meant to send that text to her ex. Seems like the only thing I'll get from this relationship is diabetes. FML

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By FriendsZone - 15/05/2012 20:44 - United States

Today, the girl I've had a crush on for a year finally said she'd go out with me. On the way over to pick her up, she called me and said she couldn't go because she was going out to dinner with her ex-boyfriend to talk things over. She asked if she could use the reservations I had made. FML

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By tacoboy - 21/08/2009 08:06 - United States

Today, I was on a date with a girl I've had feelings for since I was 14 (I'm 22). I took her out to dinner, then to a movie that we both liked and had a few drinks afterwards. I thought it was going really well until I was driving her home and she asked to be dropped off at her boyfriend's house. FML

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By Charon - 09/10/2009 22:11 - United States

Today, I asked a girl I like to homecoming. I brought her to my house beforehand for dinner with my family. My brother asked her whether we were just friends or dating, she shouted, "Just friends!" and then starts flirting with him with me in the room. FML

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By Noname - 30/12/2008 16:53 - Australia

Today, after seeing a girl for a few weeks on and off I sent her a text to see if she wanted to go out the next saturday. Predictive text changed "go" to "in". So..."Why don't we in out on saturday?" She stopped calling me. FML

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By jgboy - 14/09/2014 15:32 - United States - Franklin Park

Today, I took my girlfriend of a year out on a date, a nice fancy dinner and a movie. After dinner, I said that I was feeling sick and just wanted to go home. I didn't have the heart to tell her that dinner was so expensive that I didn't have money for the movie. FML

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By horribletimeeverywhere74747 - 11/04/2018 13:00 - United States - Navarre

Today, the girl who'd asked me to prom told me she assumed we weren't going together and is now going with her friends. After agreeing to go with her, I'd bought a $200 non-refundable suit along with the ticket. I have no one else to go with. FML

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FreeTheRainbow 14

Monday 11 January 2016 6:58

Or tell her you aren't feeling this dance with her and don't pay for her.

matt729 7

Monday 11 January 2016 6:57

Sorry op, but really you don't have to... Find someone who respects you!

Comments

FemskyD 26

Monday 11 January 2016 7:22

I'd spend that money on a good pint of beer instead!

TripleATeam 13

Monday 11 January 2016 7:35

Isn't Homecoming a high school thing? In the US, drinking age is 21.

TheMusicLover 16

Monday 11 January 2016 10:19

#31 In Ireland, the drinking age is 18 but at our debs they serve 16 and 17 year olds without ID...

laurellkawes 31

Monday 11 January 2016 7:22

You don't have to buy her anything

CliffyB03 28

Monday 11 January 2016 7:23

Hey wait a second! I'm from Burgettstown, and I just want you to know that no, you do not have to buy her a damn thing if that's how she's going to treat you. She can go by herself. She can buy her own flowers and ticket, and give herself her own ride. You deserve much more. My prom was ruined, and I don't want yours to be. It's supposed to be a fun night, and I don't want another person to feel as miserable as I did.

Jaadde 24

Monday 11 January 2016 14:38

I think OP should ask you to go with him so you can make good memories to overwrite your bad prom experience and he'll be going with someone a lot nicer by the sounds of it!

miss_fluffybutt 17

Monday 11 January 2016 7:29

I never said she wasn't a gold digger ...

vaxyle 7

Friday 15 January 2016 1:41

but she ain't messing with no broke no broke....

leogachi 15

Monday 11 January 2016 7:30

@27 Actually he doesn't even have to do that. He could go alone or decide to not go at all.

Humanoidfreak 5

Monday 11 January 2016 7:42

and why exactly do you have to pay for her dinner and ticket?? she can go **** herself.

more4me 27

Monday 11 January 2016 9:36

Exactly . Stop payment if you've already paid and tell her you'd rather go alone than go with a pretend friend. F that girl. Besides , if you go without her, you might actually have a much better time.

WOTAN1488 24

Monday 11 January 2016 7:44

What a candyass.

bigmeechay666 8

Monday 11 January 2016 7:57

I would be like **** you bitch I ain't paying for shit

Technastar 25

Monday 11 January 2016 7:58

I think this deserves a follow up to answer a few questions. 1. Why do you have to buy her a ticket? 2. Are you able to take someone else instead? 3. Is it possible she is just on some really strong "allergy" medicine? (some people are allergic to being clean and sober)