Health: Today, I stepped on a pen, the point broke off 4.44mm into my...

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By rhieee - 27/02/2016 16:59 - Australia - Brighton-le-sands

Today, I stepped on a pen, the point broke off 4.44mm into my heel. I spent 5hrs in hospital, 6 needles into my heel, three stitches and not allowed to put pressure onto my foot. I'm supposed to have work in three hours. It's 4am. FML

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