Miscellaneous: Today, I spilled a glass of iced tea all over my desk. It trickled...

By dumbbass - 24/02/2010 19:43 - Canada

Today, I spilled a glass of iced tea all over my desk. It trickled down the wall and fried an extension cord. FML

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By UUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGHHHH - 09/11/2022 22:00

Today, I tried to open my water bottle, which is like trying to open a pickle jar, and after several seconds, it exploded all over my desk and clothes. Then, when I was going to get paper towels and a change of clothes, I slipped on the puddle and hit my head on my desk as I came crashing down. FML

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By 1000dollarspoor - 07/10/2009 09:25 - United States

Today, while working on my laptop, I accidentally spilled a glass of water. I quickly moved my laptop out of the way of the oncoming stream. It fell on the floor and broke. FML

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By foolmetwice - 16/05/2011 14:28

Today, I spilt a very hot cup of tea all over a burn I got yesterday from spilling a very hot cup of tea. FML

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By Louis - 15/11/2018 13:00 - South Africa

Today, I decided to be healthy and drink a tall glass of water whilst doing my assignment that is due in three days. I managed to spill the entire glass over my laptop. I flipped it over and used a hairdryer to dry it off. While doing that, I managed to melt my keyboard. FML

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By SpontaneousAM - 15/04/2017 14:00 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, while moving my wax burner away from the window, I spilled hot wax all over my hands, the wall, and in my electric fireplace. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/01/2009 05:22 - France

Today, I got unbelievably drunk and pissed in the corner of my room, all over a plug socket, which blew out the electrics. FML

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By Clutz - 25/10/2009 00:41 - United States

Today, after I had finished vacuuming, I ripped the cord out of the outlet and it hit me in the face cutting both my top and bottom lip. FML

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By tikizombie - 30/08/2010 20:10 - Canada

Today, I was moving out of my old place. While walking around to make sure I would get my damage deposit back, I stepped on my roommate's lipstick and smeared it all over the white carpet. Then, I tripped on the phone cord and ripped the whole thing out of the wall. FML

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By SexyQueen0905 - 17/05/2011 13:05

Today, my friends were making fun of my clumsiness. I replied that I was not clumsy, and to prove it I was going to go the whole day without messing up. As I said this, I tripped over an extension cord and hit my head on a desk. FML

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By aireun - 09/07/2009 05:33 - United States

Today, my laptop plug got stuck in the wall outlet. I stood there for 10 minutes violently trying to yank it out. My boss came in and screamed at me for making noise. I was angry, so I glared at him and yanked on the plug as hard as I could. It dislodged itself noiselessly and I fell over. FML

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mandiecait 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 23:15

Awww. Accidents happen! Sorry, OP

idkweird 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 23:26

uncovered liquids - as in water/juice/ice tea (in this case) in an uncovered container. That means it didn't have a lid, or a cap. So, when you knock it over, accidentally, it spills everywhere.

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Comatose27 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 23:22

YDI means you deserved it. obviously, this moron deserved it... FYL for being stupid, YDI for not being careful. FAIL.

htownlove 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 23:22

worst fml ever! so what if it fried an extension cord!

kevino1177 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 23:22

chocobunnyyumyum 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 23:56

thtats not the worst. i've read one tht was completely awful. "i went on FML, laughed, and got to work" laaaame... -_-

thewoodridgekid 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 23:23

yddi cuz humans make mistakes

iloveloosy12 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 23:23

ydi for drinking tea. period

M16a2 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 23:25

snickerdoodles I apologize for all the nerds here that are assaulting you with harsh comments. they are the ones that need lives :)

idkweird 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 23:26

uncovered liquids - as in water/juice/ice tea (in this case) in an uncovered container. That means it didn't have a lid, or a cap. So, when you knock it over, accidentally, it spills everywhere.

kbolt88 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 23:26

umm...so? How is this an fml. quality is tanking.

bieberfever_96 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 23:30

#13 lick ma dick ****!

kbolt88 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 23:32

Also, I would like to no how snickerdoodles is 16 but sum how a college student? there is no way any 16 year old could get into college. way too immature. snickers fails at life for lying

boatkicker 4

Wednesday 24 February 2010 23:35

Some high schools have dual-credit options with community colleges. Technically that would make her be a high schooler and a college student. Also, some students can and do graduate from high school very young. One of the girls in my graduating class was 16. I think she turned 17 before starting college, but she may not have.

prncastrmcld 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 23:39

I started college at 15. so yeah, it happens. don't make assumptions about things you know nothing about

swaneh 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 23:40

Snickerdoodles- Not to mention an absurdly large nose. (: Yeah, yeah, my apologies and all, but really - I couldn't resist.

swaneh 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 23:59

Nice, I guess? But now I'm just amused at the fact that you feel the need to defend your nose after a comment from someone you've never met, let alone someone whose opinion you should care about. You've just contradicted the couldn't-care-less balsiness that you stress so much on your profile. Therefore, your information is now flawed. I love insecurities. ;)