By Marcel - 23/09/2011 05:35 - Argentina

Spicy
Today, I spent my first night with my girlfriend. After waiting for weeks, a few seconds were enough to make a fool of myself when I tried to remove her panties twice. It was a tan line. FML
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Come on now, don't get your panties all in a twist about it.

I know they say beauty isn't skin deep, but it's still best to stop there, OP (If you're having trouble commenting on this world FML, try using the site and not the app.)

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Sounds like one hell of a tan line

so you didnt notice her ******????

Dude. I would of smelled it. I got a nose for naked pussy lol. Actually sounds gross. Sorry.

how exactly do you confuse a tan line with panties.....

you were drunk.....weren't you. ... ?

Wow, if her tan lines are that bad, sounds like she might be addicted to it or something. There is such a thing as TOO tan...

Maybe it was way too dark ? Or maybe OP was way too excited to think straight