Transportation: Today, I spent 6 hours on an airplane next to an alcoholic Pink...

By millzee - 17/01/2009 17:41 - United States

Today, I spent 6 hours on an airplane next to an alcoholic Pink Floyd fanatic. I must've drifted off because when I took a trip to the bathroom I noticed that my pant leg that had been closest to the drunk man was soaking wet. I returned to my seat. He was on his side, facing me. I smelt the wet spot. Not beer. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2023 20:00

Today, I was on an early flight home after a night of drinking. I was sat in my seat when I started feeling sweaty and nauseous. I grabbed the puke bag and started gagging, then puking, and a really loud fart came out. Everyone heard it. The attendant switched me seat to sit alone. FML

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By GeorgiaBOYY - 04/01/2010 17:40 - United States

Today, while using the bathroom on an airplane, someone walked in on me wiping my butt. That person just so happened to be the stranger I was sitting next to. It was an 8 hour flight. FML

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By IamHM - 19/07/2016 18:36 - United States - Albuquerque

Today, I'm on a 14-hour flight, stuck next to a large man whose rancid body odor is eclipsed only by his constant flatulence, which he loudly blames on me every time. On my other side is his friend who laughs like a moose at everything. There are no empty seats and no-one will trade with me. FML

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By sodapants - 22/03/2016 20:38 - United States - San Francisco

Today, a man came by with a large drink and sat next to me in the bus terminal. In all his wisdom, he tried setting it between the seats. Naturally, it spilled all over me. I now have to sit with a soaked pair of pants and a wet carry on from Nashville to Atlanta. The bus trip is 5 hours long. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/09/2010 19:16 - United States

Today, I was on a plane when I suddenly felt the need to use the toilet. I didn't make it in time and I had to spend the remainder of my trip in soiled clothes. FML

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By hatesmellyfeet - 20/01/2010 13:47 - United States

Today, I boarded my flight and sat next to a man. I told him I had hoped he was a hot woman and he concurred. He said at least I wasn't obese and I replied "At least you aren't smelly". Minutes later I realize he had the most disgusting foot odour ever... the barefoot kind. I suffered for 11 hours. FML

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By feltuponthe69 - 08/07/2009 07:24 - United States

Today, I fell asleep on the bus and when I woke up, I found out that I missed my stop by ten stops and I was on the last bus of the night. And, to make matters worse, a drunk hobo was sitting next to me with a beer in one hand and was rubbing my leg with the other. FML

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Long flight, enduring smell

By Anonymous - 25/12/2022 12:00

Today, the line for the bathroom on my flight was so long that the passenger next to me couldn't hold it any longer, so he just let it all loose in his pants. FML

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By whatsmccraken - 10/09/2009 12:37 - Taiwan

Today, I was on a 12-hour transatlantic flight. I asked the flight attendant where the rancid smell was coming from. The guy sitting next to me started laughing, saying, "Sorry, something I ate is not agreeing with me." This was hour one of the flight. FML

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By planes - 30/12/2009 06:27 - United States

Today, on the airplane, the kid behind me kicked my seat hundreds of times, while the big bald guy next to me farted deadly ones repeatedly. I was on a non-stop 14-hour flight. FML

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saintice23 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 7:29

Just don't blame this one on Pink Floyd. They don't support peeing your pants.

Fyre46 0

Friday 3 July 2009 8:24

All in all it's just another brick in the wall.

Comments

danilols689 11

Tuesday 15 February 2011 10:59

I love pink floyd but don't mean I piss on people when drunk

cheapshades97 0

Friday 10 June 2011 3:14

dude Pink Floyd is my favorite band they will own any shit you listen to

friscosoonerkid 3

Friday 2 November 2012 0:08

I'm with you there.

esandp234 0

Tuesday 19 June 2012 16:20

Thats why you don't fly Delta, children

laxflame17 7

Wednesday 29 August 2012 15:47

fyl but on the other hand pink Floyd is a great band

friscosoonerkid 3

Friday 2 November 2012 0:06

What's wrong with pink Floyd. It's the drinking that is the problem.

lauraxcupcake 12

Sunday 4 August 2013 6:51

o yuck! Pink Floyd sucks too.

briang959 47

Monday 9 March 2015 14:13

Gross!!!

bmiller79 17

Sunday 31 May 2015 23:16

Guess his bladder was too "Comfortably Numb"!

themostfab 13

Monday 8 February 2016 22:36

pink Floyd is gr8 though, sorry about the pee though but it wasn't because he was a pink Floyd fan that he decided to empty his bladder onto the seat.