Miscellaneous: Today, I shaved my legs for the first time in three weeks. It...

By Taylor - 15/07/2012 14:42 - United States - Eastchester

Today, I shaved my legs for the first time in three weeks. It took half an hour, three disposable razors, and I cut my legs up so badly they look worse then they did when they were hairy. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/05/2010 11:04 - Canada

Today, I shaved my legs and pits for the first time this summer. It took 3 disposable razors and an hour to get the job done. I've clearly been single for far too long. FML

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By AloneAtPerkins - 18/11/2020 13:02 - United States - West Bend

Today, I shaved my legs. It's been so long since I've shaved that my razor broke. FML

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By ToddesPizza - 20/08/2015 01:00 - United States - Coos Bay

Today, I haven't shaved for so long the hair on my legs has split ends. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/03/2015 04:26 - United States

Today, I tried shaving my bikini area for the first time. I ended up cutting myself several times. I now have impressive razor burn, and it's incredibly painful to even wear pants. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/05/2009 19:39 - United States

Today, I decided to shave my legs completely to be more confident in my dress. I spent over an hour making sure my legs were perfectly shaved. It wasn't until I had been out awhile that I realized I forgot to shave my armpits. FML

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By hairybetty - 05/01/2010 01:43 - United States

Today, I shaved my legs and armpits for the first time in 6 weeks. Unfortunately, I didn't have a hot date, I just had my yearly gyno exam. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/03/2013 19:15 - Italy - Catanzaro

Today, while shaving my nether regions, I slipped and sliced myself in three separate places. They won't completely stop bleeding. I'm virtually having a second period, and it hurts to close my legs. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/11/2014 00:10 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I decided to conquer my fear of blades, and tried shaving my legs with a razor. I sat on the side of my bathtub and wet my legs, but some of the water splashed. I slipped on it and fell back, hitting my head on the tile wall and slicing my leg open at the same time. FML

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By bleach - 24/03/2013 05:30 - United Kingdom

Today, I bought an expensive razor that's supposed to be great. My roommate asked if she could borrow it, and as her legs just looked like they needed touching up, I said sure. After a strangely long amount of time, she came back, thanked me and left. Her legs were still hairy. FML

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First time

By februarymarchapril - 04/02/2015 03:45 - United States - Austin

Today, I shaved for the first time. My mum gave me a razor and I spent about 20 minutes trying to use it. I gave up, yelling, "FUCK IT!" and put it back on the shelf. It fell, and as it hit the floor, a lid fell off. I'd tried to shave with a sheathed razor for 20 minutes. FML

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lisey517 2

Sunday 15 July 2012 19:13

Get a Schick Quattro for women. Disposable razors are garbage.

insertnameherr 11

Sunday 15 July 2012 19:25

Wow.... that was..... way too much information I was expecting.

Comments

michelele 0

Saturday 21 July 2012 10:00

3 weeks!! that's when you buzz before shaving!!

courtneybro 0

Sunday 22 July 2012 2:29

You should have known disposable razors couldn't cut through that jungle!

jennifernorvell 7

Wednesday 29 August 2012 4:34

Bc u used disposable razors. Those are horrible. Try to ones that u change out the blades

juliettalphakilo 16

Saturday 12 January 2013 7:35

schick hydro and you will never go back

emilywa 9

Tuesday 5 February 2013 8:50

That shouldnt happen..u must have abnormally thick leg hair

crystalxa 35

Wednesday 25 September 2013 18:23

maybe you should try nair!

LauraAreias 10

Thursday 14 May 2015 17:52

try wax. it is way more credible

TOPsCinderella 25

Tuesday 2 June 2015 15:36

"disposable razors" I see your problem.

criley221 19

Thursday 10 September 2015 22:35

ew. three razors? try using a better razor or just buy mens, they are always better than women's.

The_Anarchist00 5

Friday 22 April 2016 8:31

as a guy I can confirm that nobody will decide whether they like you or not based on how hairy your legs are. And if they do, they aren't worth your time.