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By blindman - 14/01/2018 01:30

Today, I scrambled up some eggs and found that I was out of pepper. I used pepper spray instead, thinking it would be the same thing. FML
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Allie614032 34

Either this is a joke, or you're a ******* idiot. YDI.

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NostalgiaFreak9 41

With stupidity like that, I really hope you don't host a social gathering. It would suck for the guests if you run out of booze and you end up serving rubbing alcohol as a substitute.

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Comments

Yudith 24

You should have used Brazilian PSI instead; it has lemons and onion in it.

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sharond23 10

how could you possibly be that stupid?

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cabbagepatchdeathlord 8

nobody remembers the Simpsons episode, where Marge becomes a cop, and homer does the same thing?

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MrsBugi 21

YDI definitely. I don't believe this is real though. I will not accept that someone is dense enough to think a chemical spray is the same thing as a spice used for cooking. Especially with how accessible information is on the internet.

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Seymore Collins 7

It's 2018. People haven't figured out how to use google yet to check? Weird

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Jason Cropper_835786005 6

No way in hell someone out there is this stupid for real. This has to be fake.

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James Thompson 8

If this is real, I hope that you don’t live on your own. With logic like that, you’re going to kill yourself in a spectacularly stupid manner, likely sooner than later. For the sake of what little hope humanity has, get sterilized ASAP. Humanity does not need you reproducing.

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Biker187 13

It won't kill you but will burn on the way out unless you're fine with hot stuff. A little dab will do but on Pizza a quick shot is fine.

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