Intimacy: Today, I saw my ex-girlfriend across the street. I was walking...

By Noname - 26/02/2009 17:49 - United States

Today, I saw my ex-girlfriend across the street. I was walking with a girl whom I'd been hooking up with and wanted to make my ex-girlfriend jealous. I kissed her and she immediately smacked me. I got a "ha-ha" text message from my ex. FML

I agree, your life sucks 18 585

You deserved it 96 889

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Same thing different taste

By dlova - 27/01/2009 06:33 - United States

Today, I was at a party and spent the whole night bragging to my friends about how I thought this girl was totally into me. As we were leaving, we saw the same girl making out with my ex. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 205

You deserved it 24 718

What are you doing?

By Tyler - 25/08/2013 04:30 - United States

Today, I went to the mall with my girlfriend to buy some new clothes, and I turned around to give her a quick kiss. My lips were half-way to "her" face when I saw instead the face of another lady. She slapped me. My girlfriend was standing next to me, very pissed off. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 235

You deserved it 9 689

By wat_dafuq_bro - 06/05/2013 06:06

Today, I ran into my ex-girlfriend. Being the mature one, I went up to her and said, "Hey, how's it going?" She maced me and kept walking. FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 488

You deserved it 11 369

By ThankYou! - 22/12/2015 05:50 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, I went to meet a guy that i had already started to be involved with at a bar. We laughed, kissed and had a great time, until he admitted he was just doing all of this to make his ex-girlfriend jealous. Guess who was waiting for me outside. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 819

You deserved it 1 974

She definitely heard

By Anonymous - 09/09/2021 02:00

Today, I had to go to the mall for a quick errand. While there one of my friends who works at a phone booth was there and I stayed for a little bit chatting with him. While chatting, a girl passed by. She was so pretty that I blurted out, "What a woman!" out loud. Turns out it was my ex. FML

I agree, your life sucks 255

You deserved it 1 397

Devious

By savvylady - 18/06/2009 04:52 - United States

Today, I was invited out to a date by my ex-boyfriend. He seemed really excited to reconnect and kept holding my hand and complimenting how I looked. Out of nowhere a girl runs up to him screaming. It was his current girlfriend, he was using me to make her jealous. FML

I agree, your life sucks 53 606

You deserved it 6 725

By Anonymous - 26/12/2014 21:03 - Australia - Perth

Today, my obsessive stalker of an ex found my girlfriend on Facebook and sent her a message saying just ":)". For some reason I'll never understand, she took this as a sign that I'd just slept with my ex. Now I'm single, and my ex is probably planning her next move. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 405

You deserved it 2 800

By zitroskies - 07/10/2009 00:04 - United States

Today, I was walking out of class when I saw a girl enthusiastically run to her boyfriend, jump on him, and smother him with kisses. I thought to myself "I wish my girlfriend did that." When the girl jumped off and turned around I realized she did, just not to me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 60 821

You deserved it 3 037

So cute

By Randomm - 12/12/2019 20:00

Today, I was walking into my school and I saw two girls kissing. Being a lesbian myself, and thinking it would be cute, I winked at them. I guess one of them had a history of cheating with a girl who looked just like me, because her girlfriend came up and punched me in the face. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 877

You deserved it 1 194

Still pining

By Anonymous - 08/11/2020 11:03 - Austria - Innsbruck

Today, I had a meeting in the town where my ex-girlfriend works. After the meeting, I bought some ice cream and sat on a bench in a public place. She came across with her girlfriends laughing and obviously having fun. She only looked in my direction briefly. I threw the ice cream into the trash. FML

I agree, your life sucks 337

You deserved it 1 180

adelaide_evening 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 23:13

That's what you get for trying to make your ex-girlfriend jealous. And if you had been hooking up with the girl, why in the world would she smack you just for kissing her?

Amkii 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 23:28

Wtf, why would she hit you for kissing her?? #2 - That's what I want to know, too!

Comments

sonofskam 0

Friday 27 February 2009 2:38

Mega fail.

BeautyAndBrains 0

Friday 27 February 2009 3:09

what a bitch for slapping you.

slyvanilla_creme 0

Friday 27 February 2009 4:39

weird...slap a guy for a kiss? maybe you turned into a toad instead of a prince? just playing...hey that would be worse ya know. but yeah, kinda bites.

itybitykity 0

Friday 27 February 2009 5:10

ha-ha

holynemesis1208 3

Friday 27 February 2009 17:40

epic fail.

jixan 0

Saturday 28 February 2009 6:07

that's mean...

I_Suck_At_Life 0

Saturday 28 February 2009 17:22

Shame on you for kissing her just to make her jealous. I might only be 11, but still... shame on you. :P #19 is probably right.

sarahbaby 0

Saturday 28 February 2009 21:02

That's just funny.

gamerpro2000 0

Monday 2 March 2009 22:57

lol. Totally deserved. Trying to make your ex jealous, unless she deserves it, it cruel. Now, if she called you a worthless something or other before the break-up, I'd do it, but if it was decent terms, I wouldn't. Also, why was your current girl smacking you for kissing her?

aew002 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 3:17

What a prude. Slapping you for kissing her in public is the only explanation for her slapping you at all. That's what I hate about the word limit on FMLs, they don't give you room to explain.