By themouseman1212 - 10/03/2013 16:13 - United States

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Today, I saw a woman breastfeeding at the natural foods market. It's the first time I've seen a woman's nipple in over two years. I've been married for ten. FML
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themouseman1212 16

I'm trying to. It's been a long time. But I'm still hopeful. Just trying to be the best husband and father I can be. Thanks for the support.

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tacojauns 45

Man how did your wife lose her nipples?

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kkrazyangel 16

Maybe grow back those balls you once had and take control of your marriage!

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CanadianCutie22 16

something definitely not right with that

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daken96 21

I have sex with my husband five times a week, and that bums me out. I can't imagine going so long without sex, or even without seeing my partner partially naked.

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mthurston 14

Not even by accident?!

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omzz15 23

10 year marriage, have not seen a nipple in 2 years. Sounds right

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greengreengreen 13

It's actually pretty amazing that you're faithful then, wow so I guess good men exist.

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