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By KillMe - 30/03/2016 10:29 - United Kingdom
Today I returned to the flat I share with my sister to discover that my Mum had turned up unannounced and had been staying in my room while I was away. There's no way she didn't see my open kink/toy drawer, my cane marked "bondage boutique" on the floor, and my purple butt plug in the en suite. FML.