Weird and Miscellaneous: Today, I received my first negative feedback on my otherwise...

By facepalm - 05/06/2012 14:48 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, I received my first negative feedback on my otherwise flawless eBay record. The woman who bought the item said it wasn't as delicious as she was expecting, so there must be something wrong with it. What was I selling? A new and unopened lipstick. FML

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By okaydisarray - 22/03/2016 20:23 - United States - Dayton

Today, I received a letter from an eBay seller for whom I recently left an honest, negative review. I don't know what I was expecting, but I certainly wasn't ready for what spilled out coating my jeans, shoes, and brand new carpet: Glitter. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/07/2016 09:34 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, a customer tried to return some pricey lingerie. She said she didn't have the packaging, but had never worn them. The skidmark I accidentally touched begged to differ. FML

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By Mayabie - 16/10/2011 21:08 - France

Today, at my job in a cosmetics department, I was helping a customer find something to her taste. She said, "I want a lipstick like yours. Something that says, 'I'm a bitch'." FML

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By UnhappyLips - 16/12/2016 09:43

Today, the lip balms I ordered online finally arrived in the mail. After trying one out, my lips had an allergic reaction. It's a 4-pack. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2010 03:42 - United States

Today, I brought a cupcake to school for my friend's birthday. After taking one bite, she exclaimed that it was the worst thing she had ever tasted and that we should sue the store that I bought it from. I baked it myself. FML

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By AshWil - 26/06/2015 16:54 - United States - Washington

Today, I accidentally posted an extensive, negative review of the gynecologist I visited earlier this week. I messed up and posted it from my work's customer service email, so now it looks like the large, well-known company I work for had a poor gynecological experience. FML

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By anonymous - 16/09/2013 05:35 - United States - Hillsboro

Today, a lady stormed into the pharmacy I work at and chewed me out because the medicine I sold her the day before gave her horrible diarrhea as a "side effect". I checked, and it was the medicine she asked for - laxatives. FML

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By Anonymos_fmler - 21/10/2014 00:38 - United States - Franklin Park

Today, I was shopping when a woman stopped me and asked me what lipgloss I was wearing because my lips looked gorgeous. I had to explain to her it was just the grease from the Slim Jim I had just eaten. FML

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Today, I learned the horrifying implications of my memory not being what it used to be when I bought a tasty-looking chocolate bar, only to realize upon taking a bite that I'd bought one before and not liked it one bit. FML

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By fucking pissants - 13/07/2012 19:08 - United Kingdom

Today, I sold yet another £100 bottle of lotion to a stuck-up teenage fashionista with less brain-power than the yapping bastard of a dog she carried in her arms. She did nothing but brag the whole time about her jewelry, and openly mocked me for only making minimum wage. FML

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Tempest559 12

Tuesday 5 June 2012 18:55

She must like to wear it on her teeth like my grandma does too.

daydreamer244 13

Tuesday 5 June 2012 18:54

Well what flavor was it?

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SomeAnonymousBro 4

Wednesday 6 June 2012 4:42

So tell me..why the hell are you selling Chapstick on eBay??

HeartOfLead 24

Wednesday 6 June 2012 5:49

Wait, lipstick is not edible? What has this world come to?!

LavenderLunacy14 7

Wednesday 6 June 2012 6:12

...Pica much? (eating disorder where you have the urge to eat strange non-food items; such as soap, laundry detergent, clay, rocks, etc.)...

rjp1811 0

Wednesday 6 June 2012 10:16

eBAY has become an absolutely re-dick-ulous outlet to sell anything!! I would bet my left ********, right kidney and $100 that you not only get the "username reputation killing" NEGATIVE but u also end up having to refund this obviously in-breds money back. All because eBAY protects only the buyer now and unless u want to stop using eBAY u end up having to bend over and take the BIG one while stilllllll not being able to dispute the negative. oh, lets not forget that you'll be getting a (what I assume) a chewed up lipstick that u cnt sell!!! what the flying FU#$ is wrong with these ppl???

Subtext 10

Wednesday 6 June 2012 11:51

Isn't it possible to get obviously stupid feedback removed? I'm not using ebay much, but if I recall right, my mother managed to get two negative feedbacks removed after the buyers never answered any mails and never paid. And this one is even easier to prove... That was some time ago, though...